Popular Post DAMI34 Posted August 31 Popular Post Share Posted August 31 nism si jaz tega zmislu, Sv. Peter je kriv Tri ženske pridejo pred nebeška vrata, kjer jih ustavi sveti Peter in vpraša prvo: "Povej mi, draga moja, kako si v življenju uporabljala tisto med nogama, kar ima vsaka ženska?" Prva se zamisli in odgovori: "Če povem po pravici, je bilo 80% za seks, 20% pa za lulanje." "V redu bo," reče sveti Peter, "iskrenost je lepa lastnost. Lahko vstopiš." Nato se obrne k drugi in ji zastavi isto vprašanje. Ta mu odgovori: "Jaz sem pa svojo uporabljala nekako uravnoteženo - 50% za seks, 50% pa za lulanje." Sveti Peter pokima: "Mislim, da tudi tebe lahko spustim naprej." Nazadnje vpraša še tretjo, kako je uporabljala svoj organ. "Jaz sem bila pa malo bolj pridna. 90% sem jo uporabljala za lulanje, 10% je bilo pa za seks." Sveti Peter jo pogleda in reče: "Žal mi je, toda tebe pa ne morem spustiti notri." Ona seveda takoj začne ugovarjati: "Čakajte malo, kako ne, a tisti dve pred mano sta pa lahko šli notri ali kaj??" "Poslušaj, ženska, da ti nekaj pojasnim," odvrne sv. Peter, " tu notri je RAJ, ne pa WC, razumeš?" Nauk zgodbice: Če jo boste imele le zato, da bi z njo scale , boste v peklu končale... VS800, Kaldu, Quest and 7 others 1 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RobiRoberto Posted September 22 Share Posted September 22 Kaj bo danes za kosilo ???????????????????????????????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Frenk 67 Posted September 22 Share Posted September 22 pred 1 uro, DAMI34 pravi: Babe rade prehitro sklepajo. 😂 pik1, GregorM, VS800 and 2 others 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pik1 Posted September 22 Share Posted September 22 pred eno uro, Frenk 67 pravi: Babe rade prehitro sklepajo. 😂 . ... ponavad se ne zastopijo v "detajle" Frenk 67, DAMI34, VS800 and 2 others 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MARE 65 Posted September 22 Share Posted September 22 pred 5 urami, pik1 pravi: . ... ponavad se ne zastopijo v "detajle" Ribnčan je reku: "Draga si mela glih tulku cajta ku jest." Akito, RobiRoberto, Frenk 67 and 4 others 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post DAMI34 Posted September 25 Popular Post Share Posted September 25 mal črnega humorja VS800, smasher, Akito and 8 others 10 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Frenk 67 Posted October 7 Share Posted October 7 Ob 5. 10. 2023 ob 14:11, DAMI34 pravi: točno tole Da bi jih blo treba naučit, da jedo s tal? 😜 U miniču brez hlačk! VS800, MARE 65, DAMI34 and 1 other 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DAMI34 Posted October 18 Share Posted October 18 ako nemaš para za napihljivo blazina punca 35€ pik1, VS800, RobiRoberto and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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