Popular Post DAMI34 97251 Posted February 5, 2020 Popular Post Report Share Posted February 5, 2020 poštena ženska GoBobi, ligenjček, thumper and 7 others 10 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DAMI34 97251 Posted February 6, 2020 Report Share Posted February 6, 2020 Dolgo sem šparal, ampak zdej ga pa mam končno v garaži VS800, MPeco, skofk and 7 others 1 7 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mladench 5334 Posted February 6, 2020 Report Share Posted February 6, 2020 pred 2 urami, DAMI34 pravi: Dolgo sem šparal, ampak zdej ga pa mam končno v garaži Lastnik slikce ga menja za GTja 😝😝😝 MPeco, DAMI34 and Bmflar 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Bmflar 41287 Posted February 10, 2020 Report Share Posted February 10, 2020 Ob 6. 2. 2020 ob 19:48, J.a.m.e.s pravi: Eto, še lepe feltne za njega, da bo kompleten 😉 DAMI34, igc1, Tedybear and 6 others 9 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Akito 21044 Posted February 10, 2020 Report Share Posted February 10, 2020 ...jest se pa mučim z japonskim 🤪, ko je pa tale tapravi 😂... Bmflar, skofk, Frenk 67 and 5 others 1 1 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Popular Post DAMI34 97251 Posted February 16, 2020 Popular Post Report Share Posted February 16, 2020 Šef: Kaj bi priporočili ženski, ki bi rada očistila okna? Kandidat: Stelex, seveda. Šef: Lepo. Kaj pa če bi nekdo hotel očistiti vrata dnevne sobe? Kandidat: Spet Stelex. Šef: Zakaj pa Stelex? Kandidat: Ja večina vrat za dnevno sobo je danes steklenih. Šef: V redu, vidim da sodelujete in razmiŠljate samostojno. Kaj pa če bi nekdo hotel očistiti mizo v jedilnici? Kandidat: Stelex, seveda. Šef: Zakaj pa? Kandidat: Ja večina ljudi ima na mizi v jedilnici steklo. Šef: Zelo dobro. Kaj pa bi priporočali ženski, ki ima menstruacijo? Kandidat: Stelex, seveda. Šef: No, tu pa smo malo mimo. Mislim, da Stelex ni ta pravo? Kandidat: Zakaj pa ne? Če ne more seksat, naj pa puca BIF, Andrejcer, Tedybear and 7 others 1 9 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post DAMI34 97251 Posted February 16, 2020 Popular Post Report Share Posted February 16, 2020 Pride jeclavček v trgovino z malimi živalmi in si ogleduje ptice. Zagleda sivega goloba z belo oznako okoli vratu in vpraša prodajalko: - Kkkkoolko ppppride ttttta lllllepi ppppttič zzbbbello ooovratttnico? - Gospod, ta je golob grlica, pride pa 50 evrov, reče prodajalka. Jeclavček kima z glavo in si ogleduje dalje. Pa zagleda malo večjo ptico: -Ggggospppa, kkkkaj pppa ttttale ppptič, kkkoolikkosttttane? -Ja, tole pa je orel, je ptica roparica in pride 100 evrov. Pa jeclavček zagleda veliko modro papigo: - Joj, kkkkakkšen lllleppppptič, kkkkolikkko ppppa ttttta sssstttane? -Tole pa je eksotična ptica papiga in pride 300 evrov! -Ttttakkko dddragggo!!! Se začudi jeclavček. Papiga pa ga pogleda in pravi: -Kaj kurac drago, boljše govorim kot ti! Sreča medved piščančka in ga povabi na joint. Skadita enega in medved ga vpraša: »Kaj je pišek, čutiš kaj?« »Nič«, reče piščanček. Medved potegne iz žepa še enega, prižgeta in spuhata, pa medved spet vpraša: »Kaj je pišek čutiš kaj?« »Nič«, reče piščanček. Medved se razkuri in povabi malega domov. »Boš videl, tam imam tako robo da te ubije!!« ….. in gresta. Doma medo potegne iz omare vrečo trave, zmota baklo in prižgeta. Ko končata vpraša medved spet: »kaj pa zdaj, ha, čutiš kaj?« »Pa nič ne čutim,« reče piščanček. »Pa kak ne, jebote ?« se razkuri medved. » Pa reče pišek: » Pa ne čutim že od prvega dima; ne kluna, ne perja in ne riti … nič!!!« CINDAPP, thumper, tomaz69 and 7 others 1 9 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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DAMI34 97251 Posted February 17, 2020 Report Share Posted February 17, 2020 auč Prišel je Rajko v bolnišnico. Pogovarja se z medicinsko sestro in preden ji pove za svoj problem, ji reče: "Medicinske sestre se ne smete smejati pacientom, a ne?" "Seveda ne. Ne bom se smejala, sem profesionalka. Že več kot 20 let sem medicinska sestra in se še nisem smejala pacientu." "Torej, v redu," reče Rajko, si sleče hlače in razkrije najmanjšo stvarco, kar jih je sestra kdajkoli videla. V ...dolžino in širino ni večji od majhne AAA baterije. Sestra ni mogla zdržati in se najprej začela posmehovati, nato pa padla na tla od smeha. Ko je čez nekaj časa prišla k sebi, se opraviči Rajkotu: "Oprostite, zelo mi je žal, ne vem, kaj me je prijelo. Obljubim, da se to ne bo ponovilo. Povejte, kaj je vaš problem?" "Zatekel mi je," je dejal Rajko. Bmflar, Frenk 67, ligenjček and 8 others 1 8 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post maus 71867 Posted February 17, 2020 Popular Post Report Share Posted February 17, 2020 Taki otroci trpijo, ko so počitnice CINDAPP, RobiRoberto, ligenjček and 8 others 1 10 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
VS800 29594 Posted February 17, 2020 Report Share Posted February 17, 2020 pred 6 minutami, maus pravi: Taki otroci trpijo, ko so počitnice Ni dvakat za rečt..... Bmflar and maus 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Bmflar 41287 Posted February 28, 2020 Report Share Posted February 28, 2020 pred 11 urami, BIF pravi: Unadva z oblekamii že vesta kako to gre BIF 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GeeSXer 343 Posted February 28, 2020 Report Share Posted February 28, 2020 Ob 27. 2. 2020 ob 19:55, BIF pravi: samo da ne najebemo BIF 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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