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[Unikat]

Poglejte si ta link: Hitman

copy/paste: We require a photograph, bio and address of your mark, along with a $25,000 non-refundable deposit. Once we review your case, we call you back with a quote for the total cost. If you accept, you will first have to pay a deposit balance, to bring your deposit up to 50% of the final cost. Once we collect your deposit your fish is as good as dead. The balance is due no later than 72 hours after the hit. In the event that you are unable to pay the balance in full by due time, you don't have to put any effort into trying to contact us -- we will find you.

noro :blink:

[Dr. _MAXXI_]

zakon ! ... :devil: :devil:

[Ganges]

Škoda, da nimam toliko denarja da bi sprobal, če je to res!

[Brihta]

Upam da tega ne bodo zvedl otroc bogatih staršev, k hodjp na Gimnazijo poljane. Bo pizdarija.

[gebre]

A na kredo pa ne bi slo :unsure:

[Leon]

Eni, ki malo preveč gledajo ameriške filme. :kva2: :lol1: :grrr

[simonsi]

Mal je drago, ampak ene par ljudi bi pa mel za pospravt. Če te ne dobijo, pa če maš dost dnarja, je kr dobra ideja :OK:

[Brihta]

Dej moderatorji raj zbrište tole temo. K tole je mal preveč. :hmm:

[cyc]

Ja pa prekleti web designerji, smo jim lepo rekli naj uporabijo resnejše barve, ne pa tako pussy-style oblikovanje, kaj bodo pa stranke rekle, neresno izpademo :angry2:

Niti niso omenili da nudimo količinske popuste :slap: No, saj imamo njihova imena :devil:

[gizmOkak]

Sam to je pa že hudo. Kar prek neta... Še mal bomo dobili na dom une papirje reklam kukr od tuša in merkatorja :eek: :lol1: :lol1:

[cyc]

Vzamem nazaj, vidim da so omenjeni količinski popusti :OK:

[simonsi]

Še mal bomo dobili na dom une papirje reklam kukr od tuša in merkatorja :eek:  :lol1:  :lol1:

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:lol1: :lol1: :lol1: Ta je bla pa dobra. Če pokličete v naslednjih 15 minutah, dobite en umor gratis :naughty:

[Špilferderber]

:lol1:  :lol1:  :lol1:  Ta je bla pa dobra. Če pokličete v naslednjih 15 minutah, dobite en umor gratis :naughty:

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zraven pa dobiš še nikkei nož, ki se upira vsem zakonom fizike in se nikoli, ama baš nikoli ne skrha...

mislim, da gre za odlično trgovino z majčkami z dobrim marketinškim pristopom..

[GorazdH]

svega i svašta... <_<

[Ice]

a zdaj je 01.04. tudi en mesec pozneje?! :naughty:

[Zok]

Permanent Solutions to Common Problems!

...ze sparam! .)

[Špilferderber]

a lahko kdo ferdirba tale moj minus na transakcijskem?

mu dobro plačam :lol1:

[maXXXimum]

HITMAN is a cruelty-free organization. None of our services have been tested on animals.

:lol1: :lol1:

[jax]

Greatest hits:

1 -- Shrunken Head Identified as That of a Corporate Big Wig

2 -- Unidentified Human Remains Found in Can of Dog Food

3 -- Olympic Medallist Dies in Failed Suicide Attempt

4 -- Used-car Dealer Drowns in Public Restroom

5 -- Prominent Local Politician Dies in a Whorehouse

6 -- Parachutist Falls to his Death as Chute Fails to Open

7 -- Chef Found Roasted (With Stuffing) Inside Own Oven

8 -- Rapist Released on a Technicality Found Technically Dead

9 -- Surgeon Dies in Apparent Self-surgery Attempt

10 -- Poet Commits Suicide by Firing Two Rounds into Own Head

Ni kej, fantje obvladajo :)

[APAČI]

Hmm zanimiva služba bi lahko tudi bla tole, pa tudi vznemirljiva, kolk majo kej plače? :hmm: :krneki:

[c0Li]

Hmm ..., kolk majo kej plače?  :hmm:  :krneki:

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Kolkr cjo! :D

[Brihta]

a lahko kdo ferdirba tale moj minus na transakcijskem?

mu dobro plačam :lol1:

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Ni panike, sam cena storitve je odvisna od stevilk za tistim minusom.

[Zok]

Do you know if someone has a contract on your head?

Sign your Organ Donor card before it's too late.

:D

[Jure]

Gift Certificates:

If you know someone who wants to have someone killed you can purchase a gift certificate, starting at $25,000. We will send you a 16-digit activation code that will have to be used to activate the gift certificate in the future. Gift certificates are valid for up to one year.

:OK: :lol: :lol:

Vedno sem si želel tako darilo :D :yea1:

[Mačica]

Se še kdo spomni knjige 1984 in velikega brata?

Kako je že bilo z odporniško organizacijo?