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true---prokleti dež te dni..mi stalno nabija žleb pri spalnici, pa grem 4x na noč scat...bog ne daj, da bi upošteval zgornji nasvet :P

 

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true---prokleti dež te dni..mi stalno nabija žleb pri spalnici, pa grem 4x na noč scat...bog ne daj, da bi upošteval zgornji nasvet :P

 

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... sem bral, da se tko začne :huh:

... pol se pa kar še po jasnem vremenu to nadaljuje :huh:

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... sem bral, da se tko začne :huh:

... pol se pa kar še po jasnem vremenu to nadaljuje :huh:

ne tok brat :P

 

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ne tok brat :P

 

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... mah, sej imaš prov ... :huh:

... bom nehu :naughty:

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true---prokleti dež te dni..mi stalno nabija žleb pri spalnici, 

 

Kakšne cigote poklič pa ti bo nehal po žlebu ropotat  :P

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Od dobre hrane se še noben ni zredil,

od pomij pa vsaka prasica!

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An Airbus 380 is on its way across the Atlantic. It flies consistently at 800 km/h at 30,000 feet, when suddenly a Eurofighter with a Tempo Mach 2 appears.

The pilot of the fighter jet slows down, flies alongside the Airbus and greets the pilot of the passenger plane by radio:   "Airbus, boring flight isn’t it? Now have a look here!"

He rolls his jet on its back, accelerates, breaks through the sound barrier, rises rapidly to a dizzying height, and then swoops down almost to sea level in a breathtaking dive. He loops back next to the Airbus and asks:   "Well, how was that?"

The Airbus pilot answers: "Very impressive, but watch this!"

The jet pilot watches the Airbus, but nothing happens. It continues to fly straight, at the same speed. After 15 minutes, the Airbus pilot radios, "Well, how was that?

Confused, the jet pilot asks, "What did you do?"

The AirBus pilot laughs and says:   "I got up, stretched my legs, walked to the back of the aircraft to use the washroom, then got a cup of coffee and a chocolate fudge pastry."

The moral of the story is:  When you’re young, speed and adrenaline seems to be great. But as you get older and wiser, you learn that comfort and peace are more important.

This is called S.O.S.: Slower, Older and Smarter.

Dedicated to all my senior friends  ~  it’s time to slow down and enjoy the rest of the trip.  🤗

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An Airbus 380 is on its way across the Atlantic. It flies consistently at 800 km/h at 30,000 feet, when suddenly a Eurofighter with a Tempo Mach 2 appears.

The pilot of the fighter jet slows down, flies alongside the Airbus and greets the pilot of the passenger plane by radio:   "Airbus, boring flight isn’t it? Now have a look here!"

He rolls his jet on its back, accelerates, breaks through the sound barrier, rises rapidly to a dizzying height, and then swoops down almost to sea level in a breathtaking dive. He loops back next to the Airbus and asks:   "Well, how was that?"

The Airbus pilot answers: "Very impressive, but watch this!"

The jet pilot watches the Airbus, but nothing happens. It continues to fly straight, at the same speed. After 15 minutes, the Airbus pilot radios, "Well, how was that?

Confused, the jet pilot asks, "What did you do?"

The AirBus pilot laughs and says:   "I got up, stretched my legs, walked to the back of the aircraft to use the washroom, then got a cup of coffee and a chocolate fudge pastry."

The moral of the story is:  When you’re young, speed and adrenaline seems to be great. But as you get older and wiser, you learn that comfort and peace are more important.

This is called S.O.S.: Slower, Older and Smarter.

Dedicated to all my senior friends  ~  it’s time to slow down and enjoy the rest of the trip.  🤗

Author Unknown

ne laži, v tem času je nažgal stevardeso. This is called S.O.S.: Sex, Older man with Stewardess. :P

 

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ne laži, v tem času je nažgal stevardeso. This is called S.O.S.: Sex, Older man with Stewardess. :P

 

Ma...sosed je letu za Adrijo, pa prav, da je vse laž.

Glede na to, da me je nazadnje stregl stevard, bo mogoče še celo držalo !

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Jaz sem par let delal na letališču. Deloma je res. Se je pa z leti zelo spremenilo.

Baje se je več kot 30 let nazaj "sestavljalo posadko" po načelu "daš/ne daš" .

V "mojih časih" (91-94) pa je bilo na "prostovoljni bazi" . Je bilo kar nekaj "poskočnih stevk" in tako porok kot ločitev. Več dnevni poleti (s prenočevanjem) so bili pa baje sploh poglavje za sebe (dejansko se je spreminjala zasedba, ene so hotle zraven, drugih pa doma, iz izkušenj, niso pustili) .

ps. Baje tudi stevardi niso bili izvzeti, so bili tudi "mal drugačni" piloti.

lp

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Jaz sem par let delal na letališču. Deloma je res. Se je pa z leti zelo spremenilo.

Baje se je več kot 30 let nazaj "sestavljalo posadko" po načelu "daš/ne daš" .

V "mojih časih" (91-94) pa je bilo na "prostovoljni bazi" . Je bilo kar nekaj "poskočnih stevk" in tako porok kot ločitev. Več dnevni poleti (s prenočevanjem) so bili pa baje sploh poglavje za sebe (dejansko se je spreminjala zasedba, ene so hotle zraven, drugih pa doma, iz izkušenj, niso pustili) .

ps. Baje tudi stevardi niso bili izvzeti, so bili tudi "mal drugačni" piloti.

lp

ko leti, ga faše :P

 

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ko leti, ga faše :P

 

Veš kulk nas je tuki, ki letimo z eroplančki, pa fašemo sam jezikovo župo !

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