Resnica o Chucku Norrisu

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[domina]

Chuck Norris - Google Search

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[brembo]

kaj se je res zgodilo z berlusconijem

[Fakin]

[Ursha]

[LooLekSLO]

Tudi Maja P pali na njega KLIK

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[Furioso]

Danes grem s Chuckom na pir, te pa da vidimo... :fredy:

[pajkica]

Chuck Norris ni izgubil nedolžnosti ker on nikoli ne izgubi

[DRVOWP]

Ste vedeli da Chuck ne dela sklec!!!!

On odriva zemljo!!!

[sergini]

Chuck Norris je že 10 let mrtev, ampak mu smrt tega ne upa povedati....

[exaGee]

chuck norris je edini k si upa met v velenju torbo na kolesu

Chuck Norris je edini, ki ve kakšne fore je imel požigalec v torbi...

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[molotov]

Chuck Norris in bog igrata poker. Bog reče all in, Chuck pa raise. xD

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Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.

On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.

If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."

Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

Chuck Norris runs Windows Vista on his Etch-a-Sketch.

Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.

Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.

Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.

Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.

Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' PC will crash.

Chuck Norris is always on top during sex because Chuck Norris never fucks up.

Chuck Norris is the only person on the planet that can kick you in the back of the face.

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

Champions are the breakfast of Chuck Norris.

The only time Chuck Norris was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.

Chuck Norris can make a paraplegic run for his life.

Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.

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Mr. T and Chuck Norris are friends. They play poker every second friday. In their deck, the black kings are pictures of Mr. T and the red kings are pictures of Chuck Norris. All the queens, red and black, are pictures of Vin Diesel.

[Ursha]

Chuck Norris action jeans

[lasagna]

Chuck Norris action jeans

I like his genes. I meant jeans.

[znj]

Only one who is greater than Chuck Norris is Spongebob. Only he can grill underwater

[Senna]

Chuck Norris je zmagal štiri v vrsto v treh potezah.

[Senna]

Chuck Norrisu ni treba briti jajc - dlake ne rastejo na železu.

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MORDA NEKAJ NOVIH…….

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycle Bin.

Chuck Norris ne pride, on je že tam.

Chuck Norris je edini preštel do neskončno. Dvakrat.

Chuck Norris je edini človek na svetu, ki lahko krožni udarec pošlje po elektronski pošti.

Chuck Norris ni naročen na National Geographic, ampak je National Geographic na Chuck Norrisa.

Chuck Norris na krvodajalski akciji: "Dvocevko in vedro prosim!"

CHUCK NORRIS je prvi sesul windowse!

Če ne bi bilo Chuck Norrisa, bi danes na Zemlji živelo 11 miljard ljudi.

Teorija evolucije ne obstaja. Obstaja samo spisek bitij, ki jim Chuck Norris pusti živeti.

Macgyver lahko napravi avion iz zvecilnega in pisarniske sponke, vendar ga lahko Chuck Norris ubije in mu ga vzame.

V povprečni sobi je 1278 predmetov s katerimi te lahko Chuck Norris ubije, vključno s samo sobo.

Chuck Norris je edini, ki je premagal steno pri namiznem tenisu!

Chuck Norris lahko zažge mravljo s pomočjo povečevalnega stekla. Ponoči!

Chuck Norris rabi 20 minut, da gleda 60 minut!

Ko dela Chuck Norris sklece, ne dviguje sebe, temvec zemljo poriva navzdol!

Chuck Norris lahko ubije 2 kamna z enim ptičem!

Senca Chucka Norrisa ima pravo brado.

Če Chuck Norris pije redbull, dobi pločevinka krila.

Chuck Norris pokadi ugasnjen cigaret.

V akcijsih igricah so 4 različne težavnostne stopnje: lahko, normalno, težko, Chuck Norris.

Na pižami Chuck Norris so slončki in nilski konji. Pravi.

Chuck Norris ima klimo ki bo rešila temperaturni vzpon na svetu.

Chuck Norris te lahko ubije v devetih različnih jezikih.

Vloga Froda v Gospodarju prstanov je bila najrej ponujena Chucku Norrisu, vendar jo je zavrnil z besedami: "Jaz ne potrebujem treh filmov, da uničim en prstan."

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LP Robert

[Miha27]

[Senna]

Koliko sklec lahko naredi Chuck Norris? Vse.

[pajkica]

Sneguljčica, Palčica in Chuck Norris so se pogovarjali.

Sneguljčica je rekla: “Z gotovostjo lahko rečem, da sem najlepša na svetu.”

Palčica je dejala: “Z gotovostjo lahko rečem, da sem najmanjša na svetu.”

Chuck Norris pa je rekel: “Gotovo sem najbolj pogumen, bojevit in močan človek na tem svetu.”

Zato so vsi trije šli na urad za Guinnessove rekorde, da bi se prijavili.

Prva je vstopila Sneguljčica, ki se je vrnila vzhičena in

zakričala od veselja: “Zdaj je uradno. JAZ sem najlepša na svetu!”

Druga je iz pisarne prišla Palčica in dejala: “Uradno sem najmanjša na svetu.”

Nazadnje iz pisarne v solzah pride Chuck Norris in vpraša :''Who the fuck is Petra Majdič?!?''