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[doggie]

.) :OK:

pzabil si še:

BUUUM BUUUMMM BANNNGGG BANNNGGGG

[Broj Jedan]

Mafiozu reče politik:

"Veš ys nism mafiozo, ys sm politik.

Med tem, ko otrokom poljubčke dajem,

jim iz žepkow bombončke kradem."

[atek]

mesi mesi sine neče ti škoditi :)

[Rude Boy]

Slavko Štimac v filmu Sječaš li se Dolly Bell:

Svaki dan u svakom pogledu sve više napredujem !

Bata Stojkovič v filmu Balkanski špijun:

...Soko zove Orla, Orao javi se!

-Orao pao, Orao pao

-Soko dolazi...

Stevo Žigon v Valterju:

-Merkwürdig! Seit ich in Srajevo bin, bin ich auf der Suche nach Walter und finde ihn nicht. Jetzt, wo ich gehen muss, weiß ich wer er ist.

-Sie wissen wer Walter ist?! Sagen Sie mir sofort seinen Namen!

-Ich werde ihn Ihnen zeigen... Sehen Sie diese Stadt? Das ist Walter!

U raljama života:

stefica: teta, kako se na engleskom kaže krvna grupa?

tetka: d blad tajp. svako bi moro znati svoju krvnu grupu na engleskom i svim ostalim jezicima...

[Icy]

Pravzaprav mi je pogosto zelo všeč:

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

Clint Eastwood v The Good, The Bad And The Ugly :grim

[JeRn3j]

Padre....

GODFATHER :OK:

[play]

I'll be back :D

[ciciban]

Ene par iz slovenskih filmov:

Jebiga

Šta ti ovo znači A u O? (Outsider)

A si ti tut notr padu? (Ne joči Peter)

Moj ata na štoru sedi, ko mama se za zemljo bori! (Moj ata socialistični kolak)

[bauca]

Desperate Housewives :

Na vrtu ...

* Hey Bree, may I come in?

- Sure, what's a garden without a snake?

:)

[lasagna]

Hey, man, that's far out, man. C&C

[SiR]

the kind of sad when you take someone's little finger and brake it in three places...

[snoopy]

1_Macter cheif

2_Liutenant!Seek life elsewher!!

1_SUCK MY DICK!!!

G.I.Jane 1997

Danes je nedalja pa je občina zaprta,zaprta!!!

To so gadi

Odfrč Stane-da boš frej!!!-Avtomobili(sinhronizrano :blush: )

Rumena,žučo moja!!-Avtomobili(sinhronizrano :blush: )

God damn!-"vsak akcijski film iz holywooda :grim

[Killroy]

President Merkin Muffley: Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!

Dr. Strangelove :OK:

[lina]

"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse"

GF

[sjeng]

Mal daljši quoti iz treh filmov:

Your lucky and nothing more than a frame of reference for the lucky. You are lucky, so I may know that I'm not. Unfortunately the lucky never realizes they are lucky until it's too late. Take yourself for instance; yesterday you were better off than you are off today but it took today for you to realize it. BUT today has arrived AND it's too late... You see? People are never happy with what they have. They want what the had... or what others have... Grass is always greener on the other side.

Now, we must all fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men.

Smith: Beer and pussy. That's all I need.

Ronald Fisher: We gotta find ourselves a Smurfette.

Sean Smith: Smurfette?

Ronald Fisher: Yeah, not some tight-ass Middlesex chick, right? Like this cute little blonde that will get down and dirty with the guys. Like Smurfette does.

Donnie: Smurfette doesn't fuck.

Ronald Fisher: That's bullshit. Smurfette fucks all the other Smurfs. Why do you think Papa Smurf made her? Because all the other Smurfs were getting too horny.

Sean Smith: No, no, no, not Vanity. I heard he was a homosexual.

Ronald Fisher: Okay, then, you know what? She fucks them and Vanity watches. Okay?

Sean Smith: What about Papa Smurf? I mean, he must get in on all the action.

Ronald Fisher: Yeah, what he does, he films the gang-bang, and he beats off to the tape.

Donnie: [shouts] First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?

[lina]

'The things we do in life echo in eternity'

Russell Crowe, Gladiator.

[BC]

Deda, nemoj dete da mi vredjaš.

-Koje dete?! To je kreten!

Ponovo radi bioskop.

Tata, tata dodji ovamo. Nek ti objasni šta oče, priča več pola sata.

-Šta je bilo tatice?

bip bip

-Sunce ti jebem žarko, kad se sad nisam šlogirao...

Pa šta je? Šta je bilo.

Tata spalio Djenku.

A u šta si pucao?

-U vazduh...

Pa jesi pogodio vazduh?

Samo ga, samo se čvrsto uhvati. :lol1:

[Klasik]

Quentin Tarantino, Reservoir dogs

Mr. Brown: Lemme tell you what 'Like a Virgin' is about. It's all about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine, I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.

Mr. Blue: How many dicks is that?

Mr. White: A lot.

Popravljeno Julij 25, 2007. Popravil Klasik

[gerholdd]

No man's land:

[Nino points a gun at Chiki]

Nino: Now... tell me. Who started the war?

Chiki: [long pause] We did.

Chiki: Because I have a gun and you don't.

[Einherjar]

Exorcist:

Your mom sucks cocks in Hell

Omen III: The final conflict

Damien Thorn: Nazarene, charlatan, what can you offer humanity? Since the hour you vomited forth from the gaping wound of a woman, you have done nothing but drown man's soaring desires in a deluge of sanctimonious morality. You've inflamed the pubertal mind of youth with your repellent dogma of original sin. And now you absolve in denying them the ultimate joy beyond death by destroying me ? But you will fail, Nazarene, as you have always failed. We were both created in man's image, but while you were born of an impotent god, I was concieved of a jackal. Born of Satan, the desolate one. Your pain on the cross was but a splinter compared to the agony of my father. Cast out of heaven, the fallen angel, banished, reviled. I will drive deeper the thorns into your rancid carcass, you profaner of vices. Cursed Nazarene. Satan, I will avenge thy torment, by destroying the Christ forever

[Fire]

“You can’t handle the truth! Son, we live in a world that has

walls…and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who’s

gonna do it? You? You, Lieutenant Weinberg? I have a greater

responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and

you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not

knowing what I know - that Santigo’s death, while tragic, probably

saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to

you, saves lives! You don’t want the truth because deep down in places

you don’t talk about at parties…you want me on that wall. You need me

on that wall! We use words like “honor”, “code”, “loyalty”. We use

these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You

use them as a punch line. I have neither the time nor the inclination

to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of

the very freedom I provide…and then questions the manner in which I

provide it. I would rather you just said “thank you” and went on your

way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon and stand a post. Either

way, I don’t give a damn…what you think you are entitled to!”

Now, seeing the despicable way our Marines who have been accused of war crimes are faring in the media and from some members of our elected, sadly, this speech is still relevent today.

Just google Hamdania and Haditha. There are a lot of “armchair generals” out there, spouting opinions and judgements from the safety of their comfy homes and offices. They don’t seem to know what it took for them to have that precious luxury. Do they even care?

[vapotek]

Operacija Cartier

Ajša: "Nimam sreče, vedno se zaljubim v kurbirje. Kako je to mogoče? Sami taki padajo name in jaz na njih."

Egon: "Hej, kaj mi to razlagaš? Me ne briga. Pofukal sem te, bilo je fino, sedaj pa spizdi. Nočem te več videt."

[Provokator]

JULES

(to Brett)

Oh, I'm sorry. Did that break your

concentration? I didn't mean to do

that. Please, continue. I believe

you were saying something about

"best intentions."

Brett can't say a word.

JULES

Whatsamatter? Oh, you were through

anyway. Well, let me retort.

Would you describe for me what

Marsellus Wallace looks like?

Brett still can't speak.

JULES

What country you from!

BRETT

(petrified)

What?

JULES

"What" ain't no country I know! Do

they speak English in "What?"

BRETT

(near heart attack)

What?

JULES

English-motherfucker-can-you-speak-

it?

BRETT

Yes.

JULES

Then you understand what I'm

sayin'?

BRETT

Yes.

JULES

Now describe what Marsellus Wallace

looks like!

BRETT

(out of fear)

What?

Jules takes his .45 and PRESSES the barrel HARD in Brett's

cheek.

JULES

Say "What" again! C'mon, say

"What" again! I dare ya, I double

dare ya motherfucker, say "What"

one more goddamn time!

Brett is regressing on the spot.

JULES

Now describe to me what Marsellus

Wallace looks like!

Brett does his best.

BRETT

Well he's ...he's...black --

JULES

-- go on!

BRETT

...and he's...he's...tall --

JULES

-- does he look like a bitch?!

BRETT

(without thinking)

What?

Jules' eyes go to Vincent, Vincent smirks, Jules rolls his

eyes and SHOOT Brett in the shoulder.

Brett SCREAMS, breaking into a SHAKING/TREMBLING SPASM in the

chair.

JULES

Does-he-look-like-a-bitch?!

BRETT

(in agony)

No.

JULES

Then why did you try to fuck 'im

like a bitch?!

BRETT

(in spasm)

I didn't.

Now in a lower voice.

JULES

Yes ya did Brett. Ya tried ta fuck

'im. You ever read the Bible,

Brett?

BRETT

(in spasm)

Yes.

JULES

There's a passage I got memorized,

seems appropriate for this

situation: Ezekiel 25:17. "The path

of the righteous man is beset on

all sides by the inequities of the

selfish and the tyranny of evil

men. Blessed is he who, in the

name of charity and good will,

shepherds the weak through the

valley of darkness, for he is truly

his brother's keeper and the finder

of lost children. And I will

strike down upon thee with great

vengeance and furious anger those

who attempt to poison and destroy

my brothers. And you will know my

name is the Lord when I lay my

vengeance upon you."

The two men EMPTY their guns at the same time on the sitting

Brett.

__________________________________________________________

__________________________________________________________

JULES

Goddamn Jimmie, this is some

serious gourmet shit. Me an'

Vincent woulda been satisfied with

freeze-dried Tasters Choice. You

spring this gourmet fuckin' shit on

us. What flavor is this?

JIMMIE

Knock it off, Julie.

JULES

What?

JIMMIE

I'm not a cobb or corn, so you can

stop butterin' me up. I don't need

you to tell me how good my coffee

is. I'm the one who buys it, I

know how fuckin' good it is. When

Bonnie goes shoppin;, she buys

shit. I buy the gourmet expensive

stuff 'cause when I drink it, I

wanna taste it. But what's on my

mind at this moment isn't the

coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead

nigger in my garage.

JULES

Jimmie --

JIMMIE

-- I'm talkin'. Now let me ask you

a question, Jules. When you drove

in here, did you notice a sign out

front that said, "Dead nigger

storage?"

Jules starts to "Jimmie" him --

JIMMIE

-- answer to question. Did you see

a sign out in front of my house

that said, "Dead nigger storage?"

JULES

Naw man, I didn't.

JIMMIE

You know why you didn't see that

sign?

JULES

Why?

JIMMIE

'Cause storin' dead niggers ain't

my fuckin' business!

Jules starts to "Jimmie" him.

JIMMIE

-- I ain't through! Now don't you

understand that if Bonnie comes

home and finds a dead body in her

house, I'm gonna get divorced. No

marriage counselor, no trial

separation -- fuckin' divorced.

And I don't wanna get fuckin'

divorced. The last time me an'

Bonnie talked about this shit was

gonna be the last time me an'

Bonnie talked about this shit. Now

I wanna help ya out Julie, I really

do. But I ain't gonna lose my wife

doin' it.

JULES

Jimmie --

JIMMIE

-- don't fuckin' Jimmie me, man, I

can't be Jimmied. There's nothin'

you can say that's gonna make me

forget I love my wife. Now she's

workin' the graveyard shift at the

hospital. She'll be comin' home in

less than an hour and a half. Make

your phone calls, talk to your

people, than get the fuck out of my

house.

JULES

That's all we want. We don't wanna

fuck up your shit, We just need to

call our people to bring us in.

JIMMIE

Then I suggest you get to it.

Phone's in my bedroom.

As Jules crosses the room, exiting.

JULES

You're a friend, Jimmie, you're a

good fuckin' friend!

JIMMIE

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm

a real good friend. Good friend,

bad husband, soon to be ex-husband.

(look up and sees

Vincent)

Who the fuck are you?

VINCENT

I'm Vincent. And Jimmie, thank a

bunch,

[Provokator]

The Family Prayer

--------------------------------

"And Shepherds we shall be

For thee, my Lord, for thee.

Power hath descended forth from Thy hand

Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands.

So we shall flow a river forth to Thee

And teeming with souls shall it ever be.

In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti."

Il Duce's Prayers

-------------------------

"And when I vest my flashing sword And my hand takes hold in judgement I will take vengeance upon mine enemies And I will repay those who hase me O Lord, raise me to Thy right hand And count me amoung Thy saints ."

"Whosoever shed last blood. By man shall his blood be shed. For immunity of god make he the man. Destroy all that which is evil. So that which is good may flourish. And I shall count thee amoung my favoured sheep. And you shall have the protection of all the angels in heaven."

"Never shall innocent blood be shed. Yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. The three shall spread their blackened wings and be the vengeaful striking hammer of god. "

iz filma The boondock saints.

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