najbol neumne izjave

[Schmid87]

žoga je okrogla :ninja:

[Ganges]

118 v enem (tabletke za pomivalni stroj)

[Schmid87]

prebrisano

[AlterMann]

in kako se počutite v "tistih dneh" ???

[Alla]

Odlično. Imam vsaj pripročen izgovor za tečnobo. :evilgrin:

Preostalo je kriva luna (prazna, polna in oba krajca) :winkiss:

[vapotek]

Navaden, nedimenzionalni lesk, vendar. :krneki:

Jebemuboga, čisto vse mu morama razlagat, a ne?

[Schmid87]

Jebemuboga, čisto vse mu morama razlagat, a ne?

a poj je mat? :D

[Neli]

Okrogla kocka je pravokotna :eek:

[AlterMann]

matr kok so pametni :rolleyes:

[k0ci]

pokliči me nazaj, imam prazno baterijo :headbang:

[Žarko G.]

če me ne boš nehu zalivat je med nama konc :lol1: :lol1: :lol1: :lol1:

[AREA]

...in vdril je po okroglem usnju... :wacko: :kva2: :lol1:

[Provokator]

velikost motorja, ki ga vozi moški, je nasprotno sorazmerna z velikostjo njegovega penisa.

potem takem bi se jaz moral voziti z 1:18 modelčkom minimota.

moja sicer pravi, da bi moral imeti hoss boss, ampak kaj te ona ve o teh stvareh

Popravljeno September 29, 2007. Popravil Provokator

[Spider™]

prodam en meter brezžičnega kabla. :D

[Schmid87]

zadavil te bom z brezžičnim telefonom ^_^

[Provokator]

zadavil te bom z brezžičnim telefonom ^_^

to pa bi se dalo.

[drjack_dj]

nag kavbojc s pištolo v žepu

pa

nabito prazna dvorana

[Schmid87]

mal angleških :whistle:

-On the grounds of a private school:

NO TRESPASSING WITHOUT PERMISSION.

-In a cementery:

PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES.

-Dry cleaner's Bangkok:

DROP YOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR THE BEST RESULT.

-Hotel elevator, Paris:

PLEASE LEAVE YOUR VALUES AT THE FRONT DESK.

-A laundry room in Rome:

LADIES, LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A GOOD TIME.

-Airline office:

WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS

-An advertisement by a Hong kong dentist:

TEETH EXTRACTED BY THE LATEST METHODISTS

-hotel in Japan:

COOLS AND HEATES: IF YOU WANT JUST CONDITION OF WARM AIR IN YOUR ROOM, PLEASE CONTROL YOURSELF.

-On an Athi River Highway:

TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE.

-Tokyo hotel's rules and regulations:

GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIOURS IN BED.

-A sign seen on an automatic restroom hand dryer:

DO NOT ACTIVATE WITH WET HANDS.

haha, zadn je dobr :P

[miha]

mal angleških :whistle:

-On the grounds of a private school:

NO TRESPASSING WITHOUT PERMISSION.

-In a cementery:

PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES.

-Dry cleaner's Bangkok:

DROP YOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR THE BEST RESULT.

-Hotel elevator, Paris:

PLEASE LEAVE YOUR VALUES AT THE FRONT DESK.

-A laundry room in Rome:

LADIES, LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A GOOD TIME.

-Airline office:

WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS

-An advertisement by a Hong kong dentist:

TEETH EXTRACTED BY THE LATEST METHODISTS

-hotel in Japan:

COOLS AND HEATES: IF YOU WANT JUST CONDITION OF WARM AIR IN YOUR ROOM, PLEASE CONTROL YOURSELF.

-On an Athi River Highway:

TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE.

-Tokyo hotel's rules and regulations:

GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIOURS IN BED.

-A sign seen on an automatic restroom hand dryer:

DO NOT ACTIVATE WITH WET HANDS.

haha, zadn je dobr :P

dej preved

Popravljeno September 30, 2007. Popravil miha

[Žarko G.]

suha cuna na dnu morja

[Fric]

od frenda nono (stari oče hehe) pa pravi talo:"ta motor nima pravga izgorevanja...ker piha skoz avspuh"

Popravljeno September 30, 2007. Popravil Fric

[Provokator]

suhe gate na dnu morja

[Noiser69]

Pretiravanje zahteva kondicijo

[drjack_dj]

ta se mi zdi tud dobra

Počas voz, pa hit prid!

[Manu]

suhe gate na dnu morja

prijezdili so peš