SiR Objavljeno November 21, 2003 Deli Objavljeno November 21, 2003 A very attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender, who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his full beard. "Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands. "Actually, no," the man replies. "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she says, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair. "I'm afraid I can't," breathes the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?" "Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message," she continues, slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. "What should I tell him?" the bartender manages to say. "Tell him," she whispers, "there is no toilet paper or hand soap in the ladies room. Povezava do komentarja Delite na drugih straneh More sharing options...
Alla Objavljeno November 21, 2003 Deli Objavljeno November 21, 2003 Dođe Mujo u Los Angeles. Ceo dan šeta po gradu, naveče dođe u hotel i unajmi sobu. ide na spavanje, dan je bio dug, vrlo je umoren. kad odjednom počne muzika da svira. mujo ne može spavat, pokuca na vrata druge sobe: M: Ajde prestanite, ne mogu da spavam! Roling Stons: Ajde Mujo, budi čovek, sutra imamo koncert, moramo imati generalku. Strpi se malo. M: dobro, ali samo danas, sutra moram da se naspavam. Sledeče noči Mujo na spavanje u krevet i opet počne muzika da nabija. Opet ide mujo na vrata i zamli jih, da prestanu, jer MORA da se naspava!!! Roling Stonsi: Mujo, čoveče, danas nije bilo koncerta, preložili su ga na sutra. Ako ne možemo imati generalku, sutra ide sve u pičku materinu! M: Uredu, ali samo još danas. Sutra stvarno oču spavati!! Treče noči opet dođe Mujo na spavanje u sobu i opet muzika razturi.Ide Mujo, pokuca na vrata, Roling Stonsi otvore vrata, Mujo izvadi kurac i počne da drka. Roling Stonsi: Čovječe, šta ti to radiš!!! M: Imam generalku, a sutra ču, da vam jebem majku!! Povezava do komentarja Delite na drugih straneh More sharing options...
Alla Objavljeno November 21, 2003 Deli Objavljeno November 21, 2003 Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border. The Italian Customs agent stops them and tells them: - "It'sa illegala to putta 5 people in a Quattro." - "Vot do you mean it'z illegal?" asks the German driver. - "Quattro meansa four" replies the Italian official. - "Qvattro is just ze name of ze automobile", the Germans retort lievingly. "Look at ze papers: zis car is designt to kerry 5 persons." - "You can'ta pulla thata one on me!", replies the Italian customs agent. "Quattro meansa four. You hava fivea people ina your car and you are thereforea breaking the law." The German driver replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your zupervisor over, I vant to speak to somevone vA-z more intelligence!" - "Sorry", responds the Italian official, "he can'ta come. He'sa busy with a 4 guys in a Fiat Uno. Povezava do komentarja Delite na drugih straneh More sharing options...
BC Objavljeno November 22, 2003 Deli Objavljeno November 22, 2003 http://www.slovenia.de/ Povezava do komentarja Delite na drugih straneh More sharing options...
AlterMann Objavljeno November 24, 2003 Deli Objavljeno November 24, 2003 Bio Englez u Bosni u Misiji. Kada se vratio u svoju dragu domovinu, došli mu prijatelji na čaj u pet popodne. I, izmedu ostalih pitanja o navikama ljudi iz Bosne, upitali su ga da li tamo u Bosni ljudi piju čaj i koje vrste čaja. Englez iz Misije im je govorio da Bosanci takoder piju čaj, samo ne u pet popodne, nego kad god im to padne na um. I dalje je razgovor tekao ovako: "I have tried all kinds of tea there: camomile tea, linden tea, fruit tea, but there is one kind of tea that Bosnian people drinks very often and they mention it almost every minute, but I never managed to find it, to try it..." " What is the name of that famous Bosnian tea? Do you remember?" "Yes of course. It is called: "Yebo-ga tea!" Povezava do komentarja Delite na drugih straneh More sharing options...
Kaiser Objavljeno November 24, 2003 Deli Objavljeno November 24, 2003 (popravljeno) ... da boste vedeli, kaj pomen biti, zadovoljen uporabnik mreže Popravljeno November 24, 2003. Popravil Kaiser Povezava do komentarja Delite na drugih straneh More sharing options...
Filip111 Objavljeno November 24, 2003 Deli Objavljeno November 24, 2003 nekaj zanimivih... Kako prepričaš ženo da po seksu vpije vsaj še pol ure ?? Tiča si obrišeš v zaveso. KAJ REČE BJONDA ČE JI GA V RIT VTAKNEŠ? NIČ,KER MA ENGA ŽE V USTIH. Kako japonci preverijo tesnenje vrat in šip na avtomobilih? Not zaprejo mačko in če do zjutraj pogine, dobro tesni. Kako v YUGU? Če je mačka zjutraj še notri... kako dosežeš da povečaš ceno yugotu? napolniš rezervar za gorivo Zakaj se palčki smejejo ko igrajo nogomet? Ker jih trava žgečka po jajcih! KAJ JE NAJHUJŠA STVAR KERA SE LOHK ZGODI NETOPIRJU KO SPI ? DA DOBI DRISKO !! Povezava do komentarja Delite na drugih straneh More sharing options...
misty Objavljeno November 24, 2003 Deli Objavljeno November 24, 2003 Birdies for everbody!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wait for electricity to come!!!! Povezava do komentarja Delite na drugih straneh More sharing options...
misty Objavljeno November 24, 2003 Deli Objavljeno November 24, 2003 Malo angleščine ... za osvežitev :huh: oz. malo za osvežitev angleščine :P => tako bo bolj prav, ja B) http://www.daimi.au.dk/~bvenkov/abc.swf Povezava do komentarja Delite na drugih straneh More sharing options...
misty Objavljeno November 24, 2003 Deli Objavljeno November 24, 2003 Movies to be released shortly...1 Povezava do komentarja Delite na drugih straneh More sharing options...
misty Objavljeno November 24, 2003 Deli Objavljeno November 24, 2003 Movies to be released shortly...2 Povezava do komentarja Delite na drugih straneh More sharing options...
misty Objavljeno November 24, 2003 Deli Objavljeno November 24, 2003 Movies to be released shortly...3 Povezava do komentarja Delite na drugih straneh More sharing options...
misty Objavljeno November 24, 2003 Deli Objavljeno November 24, 2003 Movies to be released shortly...4 Povezava do komentarja Delite na drugih straneh More sharing options...
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dead_man Objavljeno November 25, 2003 Deli Objavljeno November 25, 2003 Povezava do komentarja Delite na drugih straneh More sharing options...
Kruse Objavljeno November 25, 2003 Deli Objavljeno November 25, 2003 Baje dela samo z IEjem: Kako zgleda pogled iz glasnega avta http://users.belgacom.net/treets_reservesite/dubdub.html Povezava do komentarja Delite na drugih straneh More sharing options...
lina Objavljeno November 25, 2003 Deli Objavljeno November 25, 2003 No speaka english >A bus stops and two Italian men get on. > >They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. > >The lady sittingbehind them ignores them at first, but her attention is >galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following: >"Emma come first. >Den I come. >Den two asses come together. >I come once-a-more. >Two asses, they come together again. >I come again and pee twice. >Then I come one lasta time." > >"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. >"In this country....we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex >lives......... " > >"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. >"Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella >Mississippi'." Povezava do komentarja Delite na drugih straneh More sharing options...
Brrrm Objavljeno November 25, 2003 Deli Objavljeno November 25, 2003 Little Jack was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up -- Fireman, policeman, salesman, etc... Jack was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father. "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes In front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money." The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring, and took Little Jack aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," said Jack, "He works for the Bush administration, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids." Povezava do komentarja Delite na drugih straneh More sharing options...
dead_man Objavljeno November 25, 2003 Deli Objavljeno November 25, 2003 Neka varianta kviza milionar :wacko: Grdo je biti milionar Povezava do komentarja Delite na drugih straneh More sharing options...
AlterMann Objavljeno November 25, 2003 Deli Objavljeno November 25, 2003 Najlepši policijski biseri - nekaj povsem resničnih izpisov iz policijskih zapisnikov. 1. "17. oktobra zvečer je omara padla na gospo J.P. Gospa ni klicala medicinske pomoči, ker ni mogla prilesti iz pod omare." 2. "Oškodovanec se je pritoževal zaradi noža, zabodenega v nos." 3. "Obsojeni M.K. je bil človek, nevaren okolju - kar je zaslužil, je vedno zapil." 4. "Priča je zadnjič videla žrtev med padanjem iz petega nadstropja." 5. "Obtoženi je uporabljal necenzurirane besede, vendar jih ni ciljal v oškodovanko, ampak mimo." 6. "Obtoženi se je v temi zaletel v nek predmet, ki se je slačil." 7. "Vinjena K.S in T.N. sta kršila red na plesišču, zato sta zgoreli dve klopi." 8. "Ali so bili v spolnih organih posiljene ženske najdeni tuji spermiji? Ali je znano, s kakšnim konkretnim spolnim organom je bila posiljena? Ali so na spolovilu prisotni znaki samoobrambe?" 9. "Pajser, s katerim so bili vlomili v stanovanije, je spominjal na črko, katere v abecedi ni." 10. "Na postelji je ležal oškodovanec. Narodnost - litvanska, vonj - vinjenega človeka, a razbit nos je bil podoben starogrškemu. Postava aziatska - široka ramena in ozki kolki." 11. "Glede raztrganih spodnjih hlačk oškodovanke L.N. moram izjaviti to: "Med arertacijo mi je trgala činske priponke in si jih je tlačila v hlačke. Od tam sem svoj čin izvlekel, njenjih spodnjih hlačk pa se nisem dotikal." 12. "Ko sem na cesti zagledal dva moška, ki sta se tepla, sem jih poskušal pomiriti, ampak je bilo že prepozno, ker je eden od njih že ležal na tleh in se ni premikal." 13. "Oškodovanec je vrgel vame sekiro. Ta je zadela moje čelo in odskočila od njega, potem pa se je zarila v nogo oškodovanca." 14. "Zadržani V.L. je od prodajalke zahteval vodko in ostale seksualne usluge. " 15. "Potem ko se je vrnil iz službenega potovanja, je državljan D.K. našel v svoji kopalnici nagega soseda in se je odločil končati njegovo življenje z neresničnim samomorom. " 16. "Zadržani prodajalec S.B. je udaril upokojenca R.J. z kosom mesa, v katerem so obtičali umetni zobje upokojenca." Povezava do komentarja Delite na drugih straneh More sharing options...
jax Objavljeno November 25, 2003 Deli Objavljeno November 25, 2003 http://looser.com/flash/flytterdeg.htm :D Povezava do komentarja Delite na drugih straneh More sharing options...
Zok Objavljeno November 25, 2003 Deli Objavljeno November 25, 2003 Neka varianta kviza milionar :wacko: Grdo je biti milionar Jonas: "Dobrodošli v kvizu Grdo je biti milijonar! Naš prvi tekmovalec oziroma tekmovalka je Zok . Torej, Zok , ali ste prepričani, da želite oskubiti našo blagajno?" Zok : "Da, seveda! Pri nas smo tako revni, da niti Yamahe YZF-R1 ne moremo kupiti." :lol1: :lol1: :lol1: Povezava do komentarja Delite na drugih straneh More sharing options...
jerry Objavljeno November 25, 2003 Deli Objavljeno November 25, 2003 Lovci lovijo, pijejo, lovijo, pijejo, še malo lovijo, pa še veliko pijejo. Na koncu dneva se zberejo, kolikor so jih še držale noge in pregledujejo svoj ulov. Vsak vlači izza najbližšega grma svoj ulov: zajca, lisico, fazana, srno, praaica, Franceljna... "j**enti, fantje! Franceljna smo ustrelili," reče eden. V hipu se streznijo od groze, nabašejo Franceljna v avto in oddrvijo na urgenco v Klinicni center. Cakajo, cakajo v cakalnici, nakar pride ven dežurni kirurg in rece: "Fantje, takole je. Strelna rana ni bila smrtna. Ce mi vi ne bi Franceljna pripeljali že spucanga, bi ga lahko še rešil !" Povezava do komentarja Delite na drugih straneh More sharing options...
jerry Objavljeno November 25, 2003 Deli Objavljeno November 25, 2003 Sledi... Umrl je en lovec Francl, pa ga tovariši pridejo kropit. Pridejo do truge in vidijo, da je pribit z žeblji. Vprašajo vdovo: '' Ej, Francka,zakva pa je Francelj pribit v trugi ?''. Francka pa: '' Ma sem ga mogla , ker ga je pes že trikrat prvleku v kuhno, ker je mislu, da je tko zadet !'' Povezava do komentarja Delite na drugih straneh More sharing options...
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