ID Objavljeno December 5, 2003 Opozori Objavljeno December 5, 2003 zima prihaja.. :lol1: :lol1: ....ne, ne, to so priprave na NFS :OK:
AlterMann Objavljeno December 5, 2003 Opozori Objavljeno December 5, 2003 Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up -- Fireman, policeman, salesman, etc... David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father. "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes In front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money." The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring, and took Little David aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," said David, "He works for the Bush administration, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."
AlterMann Objavljeno December 5, 2003 Opozori Objavljeno December 5, 2003 V pisarni se pogovarjata sodelavca, moški in blondinka: "Uf, meni se ne da več! En teden dopusta bom vzel!" "Kak ti bo pa to ratalo? Saj veš kak je naš šef glede dopusta." "Poglej!"reče moški, spleza na omaro in se zahakla z nogami, tak, da visi z glavo navzdol. Ko pride šef v pisarno, ga začudeno pogleda in vpraša:"Čuj, kaj te ti tam delaš??" "Jaz sem luč!" "Ma kaka luč!?!? Tebi se je ftrgalo, vzami si en teden dopusta, da prideš malo k sebi!" Možakar spleže z omare in veselo odide domov, blondinka pa za njim. "Kam pa ti greš?"vpraša šef. "Domov, saj v temi ne morem delat!"
Kaiser Objavljeno December 5, 2003 Opozori Objavljeno December 5, 2003 Sedijo Slovenc, Bosanc in Srb v gostilni in ga pijejo. Bosanc zeksa svojo pivo, vrze prazen kozarec v zrak, potegne pistolo, nameri v kozarec in na tla padejo koscki stekla, potem rece; Hja, mi Bosanci res nimamo bogate drzave ampak si pa vseeno lahko privoscimo tolk kozarcev, da nam ni treba iz istega dvakrat pit! Ok, pijejo drugo rundo. Srba je Bosancevo dejanje ocitno navdusilo, saj tudi sam na hitro zeksa, vrze prazen kozarec v zrak, potegne pistolo in opali kozarec, da se ta raztresci na tisoc kosckov. Potem rece: Jah, tudi Srbija sicer ni bogata bogata drzava, pa vseeno tudi Srbi lahko pijemo vsakic iz drugega kozarca. Pijejo tretjo rundo. Tokrat zeksa Slovenc, potegne iz zepa dve pistoli, nato ustreli Bosanca in Srba ter rece: Slovenija je res majhna drzava, toda teh kurcevih Srbov in Bosancev mamo tolk, da nam ni treba z istimi dvakrat pit!.
Kaiser Objavljeno December 5, 2003 Opozori Objavljeno December 5, 2003 - Mujo, ali je tvoja zaročenka še nedolžna? - Ne vem. Pol vasi pravi, da je, pol pa, da ni. :blink:
Vale Objavljeno December 5, 2003 Opozori Objavljeno December 5, 2003 Pri uri verouka duhovnik poučuje učence o nastanku človeka in omeni Adama in Evo ter opiše njuno zgodbo, nakar se oglasi Janezek in ugovarja: "Meni so pa doma rekli, da je človek nastal iz opice!" Duhovnik pa reče: "No Janezek, danes ne bomo reševali vaših družinskih problemov ..."
kekec III Objavljeno December 5, 2003 Opozori Objavljeno December 5, 2003 Kaj je majhno, tanko in belo ter se nahaja v plenicah malega fantka? Roka Michaela Jacksona.
kekec III Objavljeno December 5, 2003 Opozori Objavljeno December 5, 2003 Kakšna je razlika med ginekologom in dostavljalcem pic? Ni nobene. Oba lahko sam vohata.... B)
lina Objavljeno December 5, 2003 Opozori Objavljeno December 5, 2003 A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the dog on the bar and announces that the dog can talk and that he has $100 he's willing to bet anyone who says he can't. The bartender quickly takes the bet and the owner looks at the dog and asks, "What's the thing on top of this building which keeps the rain from coming inside?" The dog answers "ROOF." The bartender says, "Who are you kidding? I'm not paying." The dogs owner says, "How about double or nothing and I'll ask him something else." The bartender agrees and the owner turns to the dog and asks, "Who was the greatest ballplayer of all time?" The dog answers with a muffled "RUTH." With that the bartender picks them both up and throws them out the door. As they bounce on the sidewalk, the dog looks at his owner and says, "DiMaggio?"
suzuki Objavljeno December 5, 2003 Opozori Objavljeno December 5, 2003 Sto let razlike... freya in SharpNinja 2
rozi Objavljeno December 5, 2003 Opozori Objavljeno December 5, 2003 Sto let razlike... Globalno segrevanje ozračja dela čudeže... :D
Dave Objavljeno December 5, 2003 Opozori Objavljeno December 5, 2003 nujno čekirat :) Fanta Shokanta Ali pa ce bi si taisto stvar pogledali pred ene tremi meseci v kategoriji scooterji, kjer je ze nebroj filmov nastal...
manjak Objavljeno December 5, 2003 Opozori Objavljeno December 5, 2003 Ali pa ce bi si taisto stvar pogledali pred ene tremi meseci v kategoriji scooterji, kjer je ze nebroj filmov nastal... Kot da kdo kdaj gre tja <_<
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