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Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the

children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers

came up -- Fireman, policeman, salesman, etc... David was being

uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his

father. "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all

his clothes In front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really

good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him

for money." The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly

set the other children to work on some coloring, and took Little David

aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," said

David, "He works for the Bush administration, but I was too embarrassed

to say that in front of the other kids."

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V pisarni se pogovarjata sodelavca, moški in blondinka:

"Uf, meni se ne da več! En teden dopusta bom vzel!"

"Kak ti bo pa to ratalo? Saj veš kak je naš šef glede dopusta."

"Poglej!"reče moški, spleza na omaro in se zahakla z nogami, tak, da

visi z glavo navzdol.

Ko pride šef v pisarno, ga začudeno pogleda in vpraša:"Čuj, kaj te ti

tam delaš??"

"Jaz sem luč!"

"Ma kaka luč!?!? Tebi se je ftrgalo, vzami si en teden dopusta, da

prideš malo k sebi!"

Možakar spleže z omare in veselo odide domov, blondinka pa za njim.

"Kam pa ti greš?"vpraša šef.

"Domov, saj v temi ne morem delat!"

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Sedijo Slovenc, Bosanc in Srb v gostilni in ga pijejo.

Bosanc zeksa svojo pivo, vrze prazen kozarec v zrak, potegne pistolo,

nameri v kozarec in na tla padejo koscki stekla, potem rece; Hja, mi Bosanci

res nimamo bogate drzave ampak si pa vseeno lahko privoscimo tolk

kozarcev, da nam ni treba iz istega dvakrat pit!

Ok, pijejo drugo rundo. Srba je Bosancevo dejanje ocitno navdusilo,

saj tudi sam na hitro zeksa, vrze prazen kozarec v zrak, potegne

pistolo in opali kozarec, da se ta raztresci na tisoc kosckov. Potem

rece: Jah, tudi Srbija sicer ni bogata bogata drzava, pa vseeno

tudi Srbi lahko pijemo vsakic iz drugega kozarca.

Pijejo tretjo rundo. Tokrat zeksa Slovenc, potegne iz zepa dve

pistoli, nato ustreli Bosanca in Srba ter rece: Slovenija je res

majhna drzava, toda teh kurcevih Srbov in Bosancev mamo tolk, da nam

ni treba z istimi dvakrat pit!.

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Pri uri verouka duhovnik poučuje učence o nastanku človeka in omeni Adama in Evo ter opiše njuno zgodbo, nakar se oglasi Janezek in ugovarja: "Meni so pa doma rekli, da je človek nastal iz opice!"

Duhovnik pa reče: "No Janezek, danes ne bomo reševali vaših družinskih problemov ..."

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Kaj je majhno, tanko in belo ter se nahaja v plenicah malega fantka?

Roka Michaela Jacksona.

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Kakšna je razlika med ginekologom in dostavljalcem pic?

Ni nobene.

Oba lahko sam vohata.... B)

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A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the dog

on the bar and announces that the dog can talk and that he has

$100 he's willing to bet anyone who says he can't.

The bartender quickly takes the bet and the owner looks at the

dog and asks, "What's the thing on top of this building which

keeps the rain from coming inside?" The dog answers "ROOF." The

bartender says, "Who are you kidding? I'm not paying."

The dogs owner says, "How about double or nothing and I'll ask

him something else."

The bartender agrees and the owner turns to the dog and asks,

"Who was the greatest ballplayer of all time?" The dog answers

with a muffled "RUTH."

With that the bartender picks them both up and throws them out

the door.

As they bounce on the sidewalk, the dog looks at his owner and

says, "DiMaggio?"

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Ali pa ce bi si taisto stvar pogledali pred ene tremi meseci v kategoriji scooterji, kjer je ze nebroj filmov nastal...

Kot da kdo kdaj gre tja <_<

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