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One day The Lord came to Adam, and said, "I've got some good news and some bad news".

Adam said, "Well, give me the good news first."

The Lord explained, "I've got two new organs for you.

One is called a brain. It will allow you to create new things, solve problems, and have intelligent conversations with Eve.

The other organ I have for you is called a penis. It will give you great physical pleasure and allow you to reproduce your now intelligent life form and populate this planet. Eve will be very happy that you now have this organ to give her children."

Adam, very excited, exclaimed, "These are great gifts you have given to me. What could possibly be bad news after such great tidings?"

The Lord looked upon Adam and said with great sorrow, "You will never be able to use these two gifts at the same time."

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One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently

tapped his wife on the shoulder and started rubbing her arm.

His wife turned over and said, "I'm sorry honey, I've got a

gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh."

Her husband, rejected, turned over and tried to sleep. A few

minutes later, he rolled back over and tapped his wife again.

This time he whispered in her ear, "Do you have a dentist

appointment tomorrow too?"

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Gresta dva punkerja po cesti in enga povozi tovornjak. Drugi gre k njemu, ga

pobere in dvigne,potem pa zavpije:

"PUNK'S NOT DEAD!"

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Ja, nikoli nam ne gre tako slabo, da ne bi moglo it še slabše...

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