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This big ugly biker walks into the bar with a parrot on his shoulder,

orders a beer and a shot. The bartender sets him up and says,

"That's really cool, where did you get him?"

"Sturgis." Replied the parrot, "They're all over the friggin place!" :lol1:

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A man walks into a biker bar with a T-shirt that says "BIKERS IS STOOPID!" and orders a beer. The bartender says "hey you'd better get out of here! This is a biker bar and they're going to be here soon!"

The man looks at his shirt and says "Awe, I wouldn't worry, they're too stupid to read!" Just then a couple of bike's come in and as they walk by they notice the T-shirt. The one biker stops and says "Hey pal, whats that on you t-shirt?"

The man looks at the bartender and says "See I told you they were too stupid to read!"

Well the biker then replies, "O.K. pal let take it out side!" So they go out and pretty soon the man walks back in and says to the bartender, "See I told you those bikers were stupid... they brought knives to a gun fight!"

:eek:

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A truck driver was eating breakfast at a lunch counter, when a gang of motorcycle tough-guys walked in. One of the bikers put his finger in the truck driver's coffee and said, "Not very hot, is it?" Then another biker put his finger in the scrambled eggs and said, "Not very fluffy, are they?" Finally, without saying a word, the trucker paid for his meal and left. "Wasn't much of a man, was he?", the gang leader asked the waitress. "He's no great driver either", replied the waitress. "He just ran over a bunch of motorcycles."

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Takmule spizdit, bi pa znalo bit problem :grim

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Japonec pravi Bosancu:

"Pokažem ti trik". Udari ga, da se Bosanec zbudi šele čez pol ure.

Ta ga vpraša:

"Što ti beše ovo"?

Japonec pravi:

"Mai geri"!

"Znaš još nešto"? ga zmedeno povpraša Bosanec.

Nabaše ga ponovno! Bosanec pade.

Ko se zbudi, ga zopet vpraša:

"Što ti beše opet ovo"?

"Mavaši"!

Ooooo?! Se nakremži.

"Da ti ja nešto pokažem:

Nakar Bosanec kresne Japoneza. Pade kakor snop! Ko se naslednji dan zbudi, ga poševnooki vpraša:

"Kaj je bilo pa to"?

"Lanac od Honde"! Ravnodušno reče Bosko. :kva2: :lol1:

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