Motoštosi

[minca]

še en....dokaj žalosten :hmm:

ampak...

[fossil]

SMART RUG-RAT.

A ten-year-old boy was walking down the street when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up behind him and asks, "Hey kid, wanna go for a ride?"

"No!", said the boy, and he kept on walking.

The motorcyclist pulls up to him again and says,

"Hey kid, I'll give you $10 if you hop on the back.

"NO!" said the boy and proceeded down the street a little quicker.

The motorcyclist pulls up to the boy again and says, "OK kid, I'll give you $20 and a BIG bag of candy if you hop on the back for a ride."

At this point the boy turns around to him and screams angrily,

"Look Dad, YOU bought the Honda, so you ride it!"

ROUGH, TOUGH & SELFISH.

The biker walks a woman to the door after their first date. He asks her if she has had a good time.

She tells him yes, but to get her really horny, she likes her men to be rough, tough, and selfish.

So, the next day he picks her up for their evening out, he's dressed in his black leathers.

He grabs her, throws her on the back of his Hog, and away they go to the nearest biker bar.

They spend the evening drinking and raising hell. Later, when they arrive back at her house, he drags her up to the bedroom and asks, "Well, was I rough enough?" "Yes," she purrs, and rubs herself suggestively.

"And, was I tough enough?" he ventures. "Oh, yes," she moans. "Well then, its time to be selfish," he says, and then begins jerking off.

[fossil]

A little old lady wanted to join a biker club. She knocked on the door of a local biker club and a big, hairy, bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms answers the door.

She proclaims, "I want to join your biker club."

The guy was amused and told her that she needed to meet certain biker requirements before she was allowed to join.

So the biker asks her, "You have a bike?"

The little old lady says, "Yea, that's my Harley over there" and points to a Harley parked in the driveway.

The biker asks her "Do you smoke?"

The little old lady says, "Yea, I smoke. I smoke 4 packs of cigarettes a day and a couple of cigars while I'm shooting pool."

The biker is impressed and asks, "Well, have you ever been picked up by the Fuzz?"

The little old lady says, "No, I've never been picked up by the fuzz, but I've been swung around by my nipples a few times."

[berni]

Ni glih moto je pa na dveh kolesih.

LP

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[brotherr6]

Bozicna avantura po balkansko

Zvocnike na glas! Jaz se rolam od smeha!!!

[Icy]

:)

[Gujo]

Pajek po japonsko. :eek: :slap:

[jose]

:)

[jetman]

Brigamečeježevidenpress

[stojanov]

moj medo

[Đorek]

?????????? Zmagovalci Evrovizije 2007 ????????????????

[minca]

:D

....

[jose]

naši predniki

[Killroy]

Zanimiva iznajdba za na motozbore oziroma kratke postanke na potovanjih.... :D

[Fire]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_qfn9p3y6M

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(pamdaješenibilo)

[Senna]

Še nekaj za dobro jutro :grim

http://www.clipfish.de/player.php?videoid=...D%3D&cat=28

[Aky]

Še nekaj za dobro jutro :grim

http://www.clipfish.de/player.php?videoid=...D%3D&cat=28

Samo BTW, kolega z danske televizije pravi, da je to režiran posnetek. Imajo jih več takih za svoj lokalni "comedy central". Jaz sem videl tri, in vsi so taki, da ti kar malo nerodno rata. Tale je definitivno najboljši. :)

[Killroy]

Respect the man :P

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[Stroj]

Srečko :blink:

[andi1]

še en....dokaj žalosten :hmm:

ampak...

Tako to naredijo v Ameriki ...

[Miha Z.]

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[andi1]

:OK: