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Kaneel Shatters Masturbation World Record!

October 2, 2003

It's official, Kaneel is the new king of masturbation. In a stunning feat of endurance and determination, Kaneel achieved 36 orgasms in a 24 hour period!

Sleeping intermittently during the 24 hour marathon, Kaneel remained focused and aroused by his impressive library of pornographic films. With over 400 films in his library and 3 televisions playing movies at all times, he had a continuous stream of footage to aid him in his quest.

It is apparent by the massive development of the muscles in his forearm that Kaneel is not your average masturbator. In an interview with UJ reporters after the record setting event, Kaneel was quoted as saying, "masturbation for me is a way of life. I've been training for this day since I was 13 years old and I'm happy with my performance today".

This record was formerly held by German Student, Hans Blickstein who achieved 27 orgasms in a 24 hour period. Mr. Blickstein was not available for comment.

When asked what his next world record achievement would be, Kaneel said "my immediate goal is to get a bag of ice and some lotion on my penis to soothe the burning".

Vir: Global associated news

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uh ta bo pa blazno razočaran ko bo prvič z žensko, verjetno ma previsoka pričakovanja :devil: :lol1:

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Orgazem in pol na uro! :mellow:

Mačji kašelj... :P :lol1:

Oh yeah? Bi te rad videl....

Second thought... ne, ne bi te rad videl... Vsaj ne pri tem.

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Mislim... kaj... sploh ne vem kaj nej recem... da bi mu rad roko stisnil? (ce je desnicar pol raje ne bi :) )

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uh ta bo pa blazno razočaran ko bo prvič z žensko, verjetno ma previsoka pričakovanja :devil: :lol1:

:OK: :OK: :OK: :OK: :OK:

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Mislim... kaj... sploh ne vem kaj nej recem... da bi mu rad roko stisnil? (ce je desnicar pol raje ne bi :) )

Sj ne verjamem da je zmogel vse z eno.. :lol1: :lol1: :rolleyes: :)

lp

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Sj ne verjamem da je zmogel vse z eno.. :lol1: :lol1: :rolleyes: :)

lp

je zmogel.....in ime ji je blo Desanka Drkic :lol1: :lol1: :lol1:

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Do poroke na roke...

Pol si pa tak fanatik kot denis rodman, k se je sam s seboj porocu, no ja on ma mogoce se dost dolgega da sam sebe v rit sprha. :wacko: :)

lp

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joj če bi tako vedu bi bil do sedaj rekord zagotovo moj...no zdaj ni več in lahko mu samo čestitam za uspeh.... O:-) O:-)

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Do poroke na roke...

Pol si pa tak fanatik kot denis rodman, k se je sam s seboj porocu, no ja on ma mogoce se dost dolgega da sam sebe v rit sprha. :wacko: :)

lp

:kva1: :kva1: :kva1: :OK: :OK: :OK:

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je zmogel.....in ime ji je blo Desanka Drkic :lol1: :lol1: :lol1:

...mislim, da Levanka Šakič tut mela prste vmes...

:grim :lol1: :grim :lol1:

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me prov zanima, kaj je proti in na koncu sploh teklo ven in dokazovalo obstoj orgazma :?

in pa če so to vrteli v oddaji guinnes records :hmm:

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