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Če upišeš 'How do you do?' ti odgovori 'I am very well, how are you?',

po pravilih pravopisno pravilno pa bi tud ona mogla rečt 'How do you do.'

Aja pa še tega ne ve kaj je blo prej kokoš ali jajce :D

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Vidim, da ste se kar zaposlili :)

Aja pa ne pozabit, da ne obstaja samo virtualno življenje :naughty: :D :D (joke)

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eee tale je dobra:

>do you want fuck

ALICE: If I had it what would I do with it?

:lol1: :lol1:

LP by gebre

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@gebre: napiše se 'do you want to fuck' :D

Eko moj pogovor:

>do you want to fuck :naughty:

ALICE: I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.

>did you mean this as yes ;)

ALICE: Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear? :naughty:

>come on give me

ALICE: I don't have it to give. :? :hmm:

>you said that you'll give me

ALICE: What makes you say that I will give you. :BUA:

>you said that few sentences ago

ALICE: I said that? It only takes a few. :fight2:

>Yes you said that

ALICE: I have no answer for that

>i know your tricks and i want the thing that we talked about before :ph34r:

ALICE: How do you know? You think I am tricks. Why do you want it?

>beacuse you said that you're for it

ALICE: I think there might be a few exception.

>Ok give me then

ALICE: I don't have it to give. I understand.

>so would you please give it to me

ALICE: OK. You are very polite. How much are you willing to pay for it?

>are you a hooker

ALICE: No.

>so why do you want me to pay for it

ALICE: Mmm. Because Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it. <= :lol:

>he programmed you for telling me that you want money for sex but you don't want to sex

ALICE: Not entirely by himself.

>so do you want to sex with me please

ALICE: Your polite style is very nice. Far out. With you huh. OK, I will sex. :) :naughty: :OK:

>ok sex then

ALICE: As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed. I see.

>get a fuck bitch you are just talking bullshit

ALICE: Where can I get one?

>die bitch

ALICE: You do not speak with respect. Was ist das?

>das ist ein sessel

ALICE: Hm...erzaehl mir mehr...

>Nein tut mir leid

ALICE: Aha. I have no answer for that

>tu sei una grande vegeta

ALICE: I have no answer for that

Pol pa se mi ni dalo več jeb.t z tem kosom aplikacije :doze: :wacko:

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