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[Alla]

The Car You Drive…

Alfa

Passionate and romantic, you fancy yourself. A bit unreliable, and can be eccentric too. You hate BMW drivers, but think and act just like them.

Audi

You would like to believe you are part of the new generation that is caring, environmentally conscious and family-orientated. Actually quite boring; nothing more than a glorified wuss. Will one day probably drive a Merc, but you still sometimes wonder if you shouldn't have bought that Bee-Em.

BMW

Self-centred, ambitious, dynamic and assertive. Can be a big show-off pig. Likes impressing too. Buppies and kugels past sell-by date. You think you will be CEO one day. Actually an office weenie who thinks you are God's gift.

Daewoo

Faceless, subservient and demure (except for Matiz drivers). To you, a good deal is to work from nine to five, get nothing for it, and still say thank you. And then you wonder why you don't have money for a time after hours.

Fiat

Cute self-confident girls climbing the corporate ladder with ball-breaking as their hidden agenda. Will take everything you own if she divorces you.

Ford

You still live in the 70's, trying to cope with the 90's (don't even mention the millennium). A loyal, diligent worker, but baffled by office politics and labour policies. Next car will probably also be a Ford.

Honda

You aspire to drive a BMW. You are an opinionated pain-in-the-butt. The ultimate suffragette, or the boss's girlfriend (male or female!).

Isuzu

You like the smell of diesel and have secret fantasy of being a truck driver.

Hyundai /Kia

Quite progressive, intelligent and practical. But misguided. The kind of person who will suggest a sub-committee to find solutions to what the committee couldn't. You will always maintain that a Korean car is better than any Japanese model.

Jeep

You would like to believe you are living the American dream and just love the great outdoors. The closest you get to it is by watching Days of Our Lives and the Adventure Channel.

Land Rover

You are a designer person with a designer life, who always pays too much for everything. Designer mud comes free with the badge. You're a closet colonial racist and have fantasies about the Queen. If you have a Freelander, it was probably a break-up gift from your ex.

Mazda

A Ford driver with less money. Mostly staid boring with no image and less imagination. Lots of retired people drive Mazdas. You're in the way and should get off the road.

Mercedes-Benz

Responsible, immaculate and conservative. Boring CEO clones with too much money, or the office super-geek who can't remember what it's like to have fun. Definitely not dating material.

Nissan

Good, solid, responsible, loyal office-fodder. You like to travel and maintain that you can sell ice to the Eskimos. Favourite answer: "It's a company car."

Opel

Wannabe Schumachers. Would like a VW, but fell for the bumf about German engineering. Always in a rush, but never get anything done. Kicks BMW 3 series butts because they can. Spend all their money on trying to keep it going.

Pajero

Not as label-conscious as your Land Rover counterpart, but still suckered into believing in the ultimate Paris-to-Dakar, African adventure. You drive through puddles to create your own designer mud. You believe you've made the grade, but everyone else knows you've got a long way to go.

Peugeot

Thinks France is the best country in the world and bores everybody with your limited French knowledge and tales of the Louvre and the Sourbonne.

“But Mademoiselle! Ze c’not doo zat ‘ere!!!!!”

Porsche

Smalldick

Renault

An eccentric who likes doing things the wrong way around. Usually the one who asks all the silly questions at staff meetings. You fervently believe you have flair, but it's less than that of a French cookbook. Most probably gay.

Ssangyong

A make-believe fool, because you'd like a Pajero but can't afford it. Don't actually know that the engines are made in India and not in Germany

Toyota

Although there are thousands of them, you mostly can’t spot them in their zero-image cars. Toyotas are good, reliable cars and are bought by a wide variety of people who have zero personality to go with their cars and are basically chicken-shit scared people who will never take chances and will therefore be driving Toyotas forever.

The most zero-image car in the world?, ... a white Corolla

Volkswagen

Highly overrated for dependability cars since the days of the Beetle, but they do have a good re-sale value. Usually practical, sensible people who like to drive fast where nobody can see them. They are usually loyal to their brand to the point of irritation due to the fact that they lost their virginity on a Beetle's back seat.

Volvo

As square and safe as the car

A drži? :rolleyes:

Alla B)

[RAN]

Se mi je kar zdelo.

Niko i ništa.

Tko kot moja škoda.

Ma je ne dam za vse zgoraj omenjene znamke.

B)

[Zok]

Renault

An eccentric who likes doing things the wrong way around. Usually the one who asks all the silly questions at staff meetings. You fervently believe you have flair, but it's less than that of a French cookbook. Most probably gay.

jao, tule sm se pa nasmejal!! :lol1: za mojga fotra ne velja cist nic!! :lol1:

Ford

You still live in the 70's, trying to cope with the 90's (don't even mention the millennium). A loyal, diligent worker, but baffled by office politics and labour policies. Next car will probably also be a Ford.

jao, tule sm se pa se 3x bol nasmejal!!!!! :lol1: :lol1: :lol1: :lol1: cisti opis moje mame!! je mela forda, sm ga kresnu, si je kupla drugga forda!! :lol1:

[dave the wave]

A drži? :rolleyes:

:grrr , ne ne tole ne drži :

the fact that they lost their virginity on a Beetle's back seat.

:)

[premza]

Volkswagen

Usually practical, sensible people who like to drive fast where nobody can see them.  They are usually loyal to their brand to the point of irritation due to the fact that they lost their virginity on a Beetle's back seat.

Mogoče sem praktičen, občutljiv in rad vozim hitro, če me nihče ne vidi, recimo da sem včasih tud zoperen, nisem pa zgubu nedolžnosti na zadnjem sedežu hrošča! :angry:

[urbi]

Square and safe, that`s Urbi! :D :D :D

[Vale]

He he, js vozim isto znamko ko Alla :naughty:

[Einherjar]

Hyundai /Kia

Quite progressive, intelligent and practical. But misguided. The kind of person who will suggest a sub-committee to find solutions to what the committee couldn't. You will always maintain that a Korean car is better than any Japanese model.

Njah... Kia samo zato, ker je boljsa od honde, ki je japonska drugace bi bil pa jaz tudi rad Urbi :) Sam denar rabim, da ratam konzervativen

[Thundercat]

vozim renaulta od staršev...sem gej.... :wub: :wub:

[Vale]

vozim renaulta od staršev...sem gej.... :wub: :wub:

:lol1: :lol1: :lol1: :004

[spidy]

Kje je pa Yugo?

[fifty]

:o

Mene pa sploh ni!

citroenpress

B)

[Dr. _MAXXI_]

:o

Mene pa sploh ni!

citroenpress

B)

Mene tudi ne :(

Sicer pa trenutno razbitega in prevrnjenega ZX-a :D

Drugič boljše!

[Klo]

Cute self-confident girls climbing the corporate ladder with ball-breaking as their hidden agenda. Will take everything you own if she divorces you. :naughty: O:-)

[Ice]

:o

Mene pa sploh ni!

citroenpress

B)

tih bod´........ za nas se slisali niso, tako smo nevpadljivi. :)

[Ice]

BTW........ veste kaj pomeni "pajero"? :devil:

[Thundercat]

BTW........ veste kaj pomeni "pajero"? :devil:

ne še.... :hmm:

[Teya]

Tale mail mi je Gregs poslal s takim veseljem... Vedno se hvalim s mojo znamko avtomobila in ga zezam, tak da je sploh mel ful veselje tole meni poslat...

In kaj vozim??? Belo Toyoto Corollo :D

Zero personality my ass!!!!! :angry:

[SiR]

ne še.... :hmm:

za ilustracijo - lahko bi se reklo tudi:

Zero personality my pajero!!!!!

[Zok]

Zero personality my ass!!!!! :angry:

hmmm... ...bi blo vredno precekirat... ...tvojo personality... ...pa svojo ass... :wub: :lol1:

...sicer pa je corolla bila pred casom en izmed najbolj prodajanih avtov na svetu (nekje v AM sem bral, sam nisem 100%)! .)

[Ice]

nope, symci...... pajero ne pomeni "rit". je se hujse. :lol:

(hintwichserponemskopress) :lol1:

[Pravokotar]

nope, symci...... pajero ne pomeni "rit". je se hujse.  :lol:

(hintwichserponemskopress) :lol1:

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[Ice]

hja dottore...... gre ze v pravo "smer", samo definicija se ni cisto .....kako naj recem...... izostrena. :lol1:

[Pervy]

:blink:

Renault

An eccentric who likes doing things the wrong way around. Usually the one who asks all the silly questions at staff meetings. You fervently believe you have flair, but it's less than that of a French cookbook. Most probably gay.

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BMW

Self-centred, ambitious, dynamic and assertive. Can be a big show-off pig. Likes impressing too. Buppies and kugels past sell-by date. You think you will be CEO one day. Actually an office weenie who thinks you are God's gift.

Torej sem ambiciozna, dinamična, nastopaška, ekscentrična pisarniška reva, ki na sestankih vedno postavlja butasta vprašanja, pa še peder sem povrh vsega. :kva1: :( :? :blink: :doze: :o :wacko:

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa hočem bit "small dick" ali minidick (ferrari) :hmm:

[Guzzila]

The Car You Drive…

Alfa

Passionate and romantic, you fancy yourself. A bit unreliable, and can be eccentric too. You hate BMW drivers, but think and act just like them.

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:hmm: A sem res takšen?

:OK: Malo že!