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LAZYBOY- facts of life

Did you know, that 1 out of 4 Americans has appeared on tv?

Did you know, 61% of all hits on the internet are on sex-sites?

Everyday 21 newborn babies will be given to the wrong parents

The average person swallows 8 spiders in a year

Cannabis is the most widely abused drug in the world

The average person laughs 13 times a day

Elvis was originally blond

The average age of first intercourse is 15.3 years old

The average erect penis is 5,2" long - and 4,2" circumcised

Eskimoes use refrigerators to keep food from freezing

41% of all people take people with curly hair less seriously

20% of all females have had at least 1 homosexual experience

Did you know, that there is no such thing as an anti-wrinkle-creme?

22% of the time, a pizza will arrive faster that an ambulance in Great Britain

96% of all women have at one time in their life faked an orgasm

3 people die every year, testing if a 9 volt battery works on their tongue

The 'Guinness Book Of Records' holds the record for being the most stolen book in public libraries

Butterflies taste with their feet

5% of the population is gay

The worlds best known word is 'okay', the second most well-known word is 'Coca-Cola'

The giraffe can clean its ears with its tongue

Charles Chaplin once won 3rd prize in a 'Charles Chaplin look-a-like contest'

In 1995 a Japanese trawler sank because a Russian cargo plane dropped a living cow from 30,000 feet

Only one book has been printed in more copies than the Bible - the IKEA-catalogue

1 cigarette takes away five minutes of a person's life

In 1950 we were 3 billion people on the earth - today we are 6 billion people

(6 billion people, 6 billion)

(time is ticking, ticking, yeah...)

'Donald Duck' was banned in Finland, because he doesn't wear pants

74% of all nudist-females are nudists, because their husbands are nudists

More people die from a champagne cork popping, than from poison spiders

21% of all traffic accidents happen because the driver falls asleep

Did you know that originally a danish guy invented the burglar alarm? - unfortunately it got stolen

- so help me God

B)

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Suicidal tendencies - Institutionalized

Sometimes I try to do things and they just don't turn out the way I want em to.

And I get real frustrated and it's like, I take my time and I try real hard

And no matter what I do, and no matter what I try

It never works out.

And it's like, I concentrate on it real hard, but it never works out

And it's like, I need some time to figure these things out.

But there's always someone there going

Hey Mike:

You know, we've been noticing you have a lot of problems lately.

You know, and like maybe you should talk about it, you'll feel a lot better

And I go:

No it's okay, I'm having some problems, I'll figure it out myself, just leave me alone.

I'll figure it out.

And they go:

Why don't you talk about it? You'll feel a lot better.

And I go:

No I don't want to! Just leave me alone, I'll figure it out myself!

And they just keep on bugging me and it builds up inside

And it builds up inside

So you're gonna be institutionalized

You'll come out brainwashed with bloodshot eyes

You won't have any say

They'll brainwash you until you see their way.

I'm not crazy - institutionalized

You're the one who's crazy - institutionalized

You're driving me crazy - institutionalized

They stuck me in an institution

Said it was the only solution

To give me the needed professional help

To protect me from the enemy, myself

I was in my room and I was like staring at the walls thinking about

Everything but then again I was thinking about nothing

And then my mom came in and I didn't even know she was there and she called my name

And I didn't hear it, and then she started screaming MIKE! MIKE!

And I go:

What, what's the matter?

And she goes:

What's the matter with you?

I said:

Nothing, mom

And she goes:

Don't tell me nothing, you're on drugs!

I go:

No mom I'm not on drugs I'm okay, I'm just thinking you know, why don't you get me a Pepsi?

And she goes:

NO you're on drugs! You're crazy! Normal people don't be acting that way.

I go:

Mom I'm alright, I'm just thinking, you know. So why don't you like get me a Pepsi?

And she goes:

No, you're crazy!

All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me.

Just one Pepsi.

They give you a white shirt with long sleeves

Tied around you're back, you're treated like thieves

Drug you up because they're lazy

It's too much work to help a crazy

I'm not crazy - institutionalized

You're the one who's crazy - institutionalized

You're driving me crazy - institutionalized

They stuck me in an institution

Said it was the only solution

To give me the needed professional help

To protect me from the enemy, myself

I was sitting in my room and my mom and my dad came in and they pulled up a chair and they sat down,

They go:

Mike, we need to talk to you

And I said:

Okay what's the matter?

They go:

Me and your mom have been noticing lately you've been having a lot of problems,

And you haven't been acting like yourself.

And we're afraid that you're gonna hurt somebody.

And we're afraid that you're gonna hurt yourself.

So we decided that it would be in your interest if we put you somewhere

Where you could get the help that you need.

And I said:

Wait, what are we talking about? We decided!? My best interest?!

How can you know, how can you say what my best interest is?

What are you trying to say, I'm crazy?

When I went to your schools, I went to your churches, I went to your institutional learning facilities?!

So how can you say that I'm crazy.

They say they're gonna fix my brain

Alleviate my suffering and my pain

But by the time they fix my head

Mentally I'll be dead

I'm not crazy - institutionalized

You're the one who's crazy - institutionalized

You're driving me crazy - institutionalized

They stuck me in an institution

Said it was the only solution

To give me the needed professional help

To protect me from the enemy, myself

It doesn't matter I'm trying to get hit by a car anyway.

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Komad ob katerem se spomnim na vse prijatelje in znance, ki so se ubili z motorjem :cry:

Ansambel Vrisk-Preveč je belih rož

BIL JE MLAD, PRED NJIM JE SVET, KOT ROŽA ZACVETEL..

TISOČ JE IMEL ŽELJA, IN SANJAM JE VERJEL..

LJUBIL JE HITROST IN LESK, SAMOTNIH NOČNIH CEST,

MLADO MOČ MOTORJU DAL, KOT Z NJIM BI ŠEL VIHAR..

BIL JE MIREN, TIH VEČER, KOT VLIVAL BI ZLATO,

JE POMAHAL IN ODŠEL, NAZAJ GA NI BILO..

EN TRENUTEK IN NJEGOV JE SVET POTONIL V MRAK,

MARSIKDO BO TAM MOLČE USTAVIL SVOJ KORAK..

PREVEČ JE BELIH ROŽ OB CESTAH,

NA NJIH ZAPISANIH BRIDKOSTI,

NAMESTO SMEHA IN MLADOSTI

SPOMIN V TIŠINI ONEMI!

PREVEČ JE BELIH ROŽ SPLETENIH,

PREVEČ OČI Z DLANMI POKRITH,

IN SANJ ZA VEDNO IZGUBLJENIH,

V SENCAH VEČNE JE NOČI!

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Yeeehaw, drugo leto ....

Route 66

If you ever plan to motor west,

Travel my way take, the highway that's the best.

Get your kicks on Route sixty-six.

Well it winds from Chicago to LA

Over two-thousand miles all the way.

Get your kicks on Route sixty-six.

Now you go through St. Louie, Joplin, Missouri

And Oklahoma City looks mighty pretty.

You'll see Amarillo, Gallup, New Mexico

Flagstaff Arizona, don't forget Winona,

Kingsman, Barstow, San Bernadino

Won't you get hip to this kindly tip

When you make that California trip.

Get your kicks on route sixty-six. (Repeat twice)

It goes from St. Louie, down to Missouri

Oklahoma city looks Oh so pretty.

You'll see Amarillo, Gallup New Mexico

Flagstaff Arizona, don't forget Wynona,

Kingsman, Barstow, San Bernadino

If you get hip to this kindly tip

Take that California trip.

Get your kicks on route sixty-six.

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ZZ Top

Tush

Tush

I been up, I been down.

Take my word, my way 'round.

I ain't askin' for much.

I said, Lord, take me downtown,

I'm just lookin' for some tush.

I been bad; I been good,

Dallas, Texas, Hollywood.

I ain't askin' for much.

I said, Lord, take me downtown,

I'm just lookin' for some tush.

Take me back, way back home,

not by myself, not alone.

I ain't askin' for much.

I said, Lord, take me downtown,

I'm just lookin' for some tush.

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ZZ TOP: LEGS

She's got legs, she knows how to use them.

She never begs, she knows how to choose them.

She's holdin' legs wonderin' how to feel them.

Would you get behind them if you could only find them?

She's my baby, she's my baby,

yeah, it's alright.

She's got hair down to her fanny.

She's kinda jet set, try undo her panties.

Everytime she's dancin' she knows what to do.

Everybody wants to see, to see if she can use it.

She's so fine, she's all mine,

girl, you got it right.

She's got legs, she knows how to use them.

She never begs, she knows how to choose them.

She's got a dime all of the time,

stays out at night movin' through time.

Oh, I want her, sure, I got to have her,

the girl is alright, she's alright.

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NI IZHODA - NIET

Ni izhoda
Celo življenje iskanje alternative
Celo življenje isto sranje

Ni izhoda, ni izhoda, ni izhoda
Izhoda ni
Ni izhoda, ni izhoda, ni izhoda
Izhoda ni

Celo življenje iskanje alternative
Celo življenje isto sranje

Ni izhoda, ni izhoda, ni izhoda
Izhoda ni
Ni izhoda, ni izhoda, ni izhoda
Izhoda ni

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Pri vodi sem stala - himna Koroških Slovencev

Pri vodi sem stala

perilo sem prala

pa Štefan je prišo

potem me je tišo

lalalalalala

lalalalalala

lalalalalala

lalalalalala

Prijel me je smelo

za bedro debelo.

Achtung!

Pride Johann ganz bos

in reče

was ist los?

lalalalalala

lalalalalala

lalalalalala

lalalalalala

Schnautze Hilde!

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Sajeta ft. Vlado Kreslin - RULET

Imela je oči na pokojnega oca

Va njimi dobrotu kot oganj ki bi me stepli

To vino z moje kampanje sada žejno telo sanje

Zasen ča san z tujeh žmuji pil.

Bila je kot zora ki dozori v sončen dan

Kot nežen cvet ki bi ga skril v svojo dlan

Kot nekaj kar se ti zgodi

Roža ob poti ki odnesla me je stran

Še zmeraj me skrbi

A svet vrti se ko rulet

Del mene zdaj gori

Kot stari španjulet

Moral bi vse kar imam

I se ono ča znam

Staviti na njo

Na črjeno se na isti broj

Onisti oganj va očeh već zame ne gori

Svet se vrti ja stojin i samo da san znal

Ne bi me zvali vali ni mamili tuji žmuji

Tu partidu drugačije bin igral

Še zmeraj me skrbi

A svet vrti se ko rulet

Del mene zdaj gori

Kot stari španjulet

Moral bi vse kar imam

I se ono ča znam

Staviti na njo

Na črjeno se na isti broj

Valjda tako hoče Bog

Pa svaka ima nešto tvog

A parfum ki nosiš ti

Na drugemi drugačije diši

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Djordje Balašević

Priča o Vasi Ladačkom

Znate l' priču o Vasi Ladačkom

i ja sam je tek onomad čuo

jednom devet dana nije izlazio iz birtije

kažu da je bio čudna sorta

Otac mu je bio sitni paor

'ranio je sedam gladnih usti

mati mu je bila plava

tiha, nežna, jektičava

umrla je s trideset i nešto

Imali su par jutara zemlje

malu kuču na kraju sokaka

na astalu navek hleba

taman tol'ko kol'ko treba

al' je Vasa hteo mnogo više

Želeo je konje vrane, po livadi razigrane

sat sa zlatnim lancem i salaše

želeo je njive plodne, vinograde blagorodne

u karuce pregnute čilaše

ali nije mog'o da ih ima

Voleo je lepu, al' sirotu

uz'o bi je samo da je znao

voleš jednom u životu

sad bogatu il' sirotu

to ne bira pamet nego srce

Sve se nad'o da če ljubav proči

zanavek je otiš'o iz sela

nikad nije pis'o nikom

venč'o se sa miraždžikom

jedinicom, kčerkom nekog gazde

Dobio je konje vrane, po livadi razigrane

sat sa zlatnim lancem i salaše

dobio je njive plodne, vinograde blagorodne

u karuce pregnute čilaše

sve je im'o - ništa im'o nije

Propio se, nije prošlo mnogo

dušu svoju djavolu je prod'o

znali su ga svi birtaši

tražio je spas u čaši

ali nije mog'o da ga nadje

Mlad je, kažu, bio kad je umro

'sred birtije od srčane kapi

klonula mu samo glava

ko da drema, ko da spava

i još pamte šta je zadnje rek'o

Džaba bilo konja vranih, po livadi razigranih

džaba bilo sata i salaša

džaba bilo njiva plodnih, vinograda blagorodnih

džaba bilo karuca, čilaša

kada nisam s onom koju volem

kada nisam s onom koju volem

Znate l' priču o Vasi Ladačkom

i ja sam je tek onomad čuo

čak i oni slični njemu

kada razmisle o svemu

kažu da je bio čudna sorta

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Andrej Šifrer

Luknja V Duši

Noč se spušča nad Katarino, nad Mileno pa jože,

z oken opazujejo pijane rože.

Whisky grize led, nebo se kruši,

jaz pa sam sedim s svojo luknjo v duši.

V Afriki se ne marajo, ne na Balkanu,

potres je na Kitajskem, poplave v Pakistanu.

Kot bi ne b'lo zadost' naravnih nesreč,

zdej tud' ti me ne maraš, ne maraš n'č več.

Z luknjo v duši se učim živet.

Z luknjo v duši rad imet ta svet.

Noč spet polni Katarino, Mileno pa Jože,

dlan si zaželi tvoje dobre kože.

Želje zemlje zapolni dež po dolgotrajni suši,

a le ti lahko zapolniš luknjo v moji duši.

Sonce ljubi Katarino, Mileno pa Jože,

danes te odpeljem na izlet v neznano.

Nebo naju bo vzelo, nebo naju bo skrilo

na to nespodobno povabilo.

Z luknjo v duši se učim živet.

Z luknjo v duši rad imet ta svet.

V kotu viselo je staro razpelo,

Zveličarjev bled in izmučen obraz.

Ta, ki postavi in tempelj poruši,

je edini, ki ve za luknjo v moji duši.

Z luknjo v duši se učim živet.

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(DRAŽEN ZEČIĆ I ANDJELA) :grim

IMA LI NADE ZA NAS :rolleyes:

ZNAM, DA IPAK MISLIŠ, DA SAM KRIVA JA ZA SVE,

I DA MOJA SREČA TVOJU UZELA JE,

KAKO ZBOG MENE NEMAŠ SVE ŠTO IMAM JA,

I KAKO JE TUŽNA SAMO TVOJA SUDBINA.

AL NE ZNAŠ, DA NISAM NI JA SRETNA S NJIM

I KAKO SE SVAK O JUTRO SJETNA PROBUDIM,

PA MI DOĐE DA T E JOŠ JEDNOM PITAM JA

IMAL I NADE ZA NAS.

A ČINI MI SE, DA BI I JA DAO POLA ŽIVOTA SVOG,

DA SAM OPET DUŠO SAMO DIO SRCA TVOG,

JER NEMA DANA KADA NATE NE POMISLIM,

KAKO DA SE ONDA I JA S TIM POMIRIM,

JER DAO BIH SVE GODINE, MLADOSTI SNE,

DA SI OPET KRAJ MENE.

A NE ZNAŠ, DA NISAM NI JA SRETNA S NJIM

I KAKO SE SVAKOG JUTRA SJETNA PROBUDIM,

PA MI DOĐE DA T E JOŠ JEDNOM PITAM JA

IMAL I NADE ZA NAS.

A ČINI MI SE, DA BI I JA DAO POLA ŽIVOTA SVOG,

DA SAM OPET DUŠO SAMO DIO SRCA TVOG,

JER NEMA DANA KADA NATE NE POMISLIM,

KAKO DA SE ONDA I JA S TIM POMIRIM,

JER DAO BIH SVE GODINE, MLADOSTI SNE,

DA SI OPET KRAJ MENE.

U H U U, BUDI KRAJ MEN E !

A ČINI MI SE, DA BI I JA DAO POLA ŽIVOTA SVOG,

DA SAM OPET DUŠO SAMO DIO SRCA TVOG,

JER NEMA DANA KADA NATE NE POMISLIM,

KAKO DA SE ONDA I JA S TIM POMIRIM,

JER DAO BIH SVE GODINE, MLADOSTI SNE,

DA SI OPET KRAJ MENE.

M M M, DA SI OPET KRAJ MENE.

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Biledriver

All creatures born are born to die but before then survive
Some creatures born they never live but still they are alive
Upon a bony steed I sway, my scythe above the herd
I want to murder everyone in the entire world

Death feeds the cycle, driven by your hate
Can't you see there is nothing left to create
All is for me to destroy and emptiness employ

I want to murder everyone in the entire world
Every man and women, every boy and every girl
Swallow up the air and earth, mutilate the worms
Kill the messenger who begs us to consider terms

But hatred is a feeling that's mutated with time
Into something much more sublime
To kill without passion - a new ability
I slay with a new efficiency
This effect is most pleasing
As I slaughter millions for no reason
A vision... of universal death

No
No order
No reason
No triumph
No truth
So horny
So fetid
So violent
So uncouth

The young are simply too dumb to live
The old are weak and unclean
The ones in the middle, they also must die
Their ways are obtuse and obscene

Biledriver
Bring forth the Biledriver
Biledriver
Bring forth the Biledriver

All is for me to destroy
And nothingness enjoy

I want to murder everyone in the entire world!

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Petar Grašo - Ljubav Jedne Žene

Nebo moje ljubavi prekrila je siva boja

I da mogu letjeti k'o što leti ljubav moja

U san došao bih njen

Tiho k'o u Betlehem

K'o u Betlehem

Ljubav jedne žene

Teče mi kroz vene

Smiri se pa krene

Kad je najgore

Ljubav jedne žene

Teče mi kroz vene

Smiri se pa krene

Kad je najgore

Kad je najgore

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Djordje Balasević

Prodaje se prijatelj

U lokalnom listu,

od pre dva tri dana,

videh čudan oglas ja, čudno baš

prodaje se prijatelj

prošao je mnogo, kvario se lako,

trošio je puno, da, i zato sad

prodaje se prijatelj

Ref.

Prodaje se prijatelj polovan, vrlo hitno

nije posebno učen ni školovan,

zar je to uopšte bitno

prodaje se friend

da, čudno, znam,

ali prodaje se friend

Nekad prodaš kuču, ili stari klavir,

ili jutro zemlje, da, al' kako to

prodaje se prijatelj

prodaj ga na crno,

daj ga ispod cene

trampi ga za nešto,

da, al' bez tog

prodaje se prijatelj

Ref.

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pizdarija tema se spreminja v slovenski radio - sami južnjaki icon8.gif

Bastards of a lying breed - Amon amarth

Bastards of a lying breed

You've ruled us for too long

Truth to you are lies to me

And your right is so wrong

Moral preached by immoral fucks

All I feel is despise

Lie no more you fucking cunts

You tare me up inside

Your sons die from your abuse

But you're giving us the blame

The easy path's the one you choose

That road will lead to pain

You're trying to control their mind

And strip them of free will

They way you force them to go blind

Will surely get them killed

My mind is free and so is my soul

You can't put me in chains

I won't play the well-adjusted role

Or bow my head in shame

So throw your stones of guilt at me

Point your finger, Curse my name!

Your scapegoat I will never be

I won't take the blame!

Now we're on trial to serve your crime

And pay for your mistakes

There is no way we'll do the time

The chains of lies will break

Censorship can't stop our truth

We speak straight from the heart

There is nothing you can do

We'll tare your souls apart

Apart

So see us rise we're few but strong

We'll crack your fucking teeth

And feed you with your twisted tongue

Until you cannot breathe

The fury makes our eyes see red

It burns within our hearts

Soon you'll all be stone cold dead

We'll tare your souls apart!

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American Soldier :Toby Keith

I'm just trying to be a father

raise a daughter and a son

be a lover to their mother

everything to everyone

Up and at 'em bright and early

I'm all business in my suit

Yeah, I'm dressed up for success

From my head down to my boots

I don't do it for the money

There's bills that I can't pay

I don't do it for the glory

I just do it anyway

Providing for our future's my responsibility

Yeah I'm real good under pressure

Being all that I can be

I can't call in sick on Mondays

When the weekend's been to strong

I just work straight through the holidays

Sometimes all night long

You can bet that I stand ready

when the wolf growls at the door

Yeah I'm solid, yeah I'm steady

Hey I'm true down to the core

And I will always do my duty

No matter what the price

I've counted up the cost

I know the sacrifice

Oh and I don't wanna die for you

But if dying's asked of me

I'll bear that cross with honor

Cause freedom don't come free

I'm an American soldier

Beside my brothers and my sisters

I will proudly take a stand

When liberty's in jeopardy

I'll always do what's right

I'm out here on the front line

So sleep in peace at night

I'm an American soldier

:worship:

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Dah pretty ladies around the world

Got a weird thing to show you,

So tell all the boys and girls.

Tell your brother, your sister

And mama too, cause they’re

About to go down

And you’ll know just what to do.

Wave your hands in the air

Like you don’t care, glide by

The People as they start to look and stare.

Do you dance, do your dance quick

Mama, come on baby, tell me what’s

The Word, ah – word up,

Everybody say when you hear the call

You got to get it underway,

Word up, it’s the code word,

No matter where you say it,

You’ll know that you’ll be heard.

Now all you sucker. D.J.’s

Who think you’re fly

There’s got to be a reason

And we know the reason why.

And act real cool

But you got to realise

That you’re acting like fools.

If there’s music we can use it

We need to dance.

We don’t have that time

For psychological romance

No romance

No romance

No romance for me mama

Come on baby tell me what’s the word.

Ah – word up,

Everybody say when you hear the call

You got to get it underway.

Dial “L” for low...

Come on, all you people say...

Word up – word up

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Metallica - Seek and Destroy

We are scanning the scene

in the city tonight

We are looking for you

to start up a fight

There is an evil feeling

in our brains

But it is nothing new

you know it drives us insane

Running,

On our way

Hiding,

You will pay

Dying,

One thousand deaths

Running,

On our way

Hiding,

You will pay

Dying,

One thousand deaths

Searching,

Seek and Destroy

Searching,

Seek and Destroy

Searching,

Seek and Destroy

Searching,

Seek and Destroy

There is no escape

and that is for sure

This is the end we won't take any more

Say goodbye

to the world you live in

You have always been taking

but now you're giving

Running,

On our way

Hiding,

You will pay

Dying,

One thousand deaths

Running,

On our way

Hiding,

You will pay

Dying,

One thousand deaths

Searching,

Seek and Destroy

Searching,

Seek and Destroy

Searching,

Seek and Destroy

Searching,

Seek and Destroy

Our brains are on fire

with the feeling to kill

And it will not go away

until our dreams are fulfilled

There is only one thing

on our minds

Don't try running away

`cause you're the one we will find

Running,

On our way

Hiding,

You will pay

Dying,

One thousand deaths

Running,

On our way

Hiding,

You will pay

Dying,

One thousand deaths

Searching,

Seek and Destroy

Searching,

Seek and Destroy

Searching,

Seek and Destroy

Searching,

Seek and Destroy

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NAŠA VOJSKA

Kdo pa so ti mladi fantje,

ki korakajo skoz' vas,

kdo pa so ti mladi fantje,

ki jim tak žari obraz?

To so mladi partizani,

neupogljivega duha,

to so mladi partizani,

borci novega sveta.

Kdo pa so dekleta mlada,

puške imajo na ramah,

kdo pa so dekleta mlada,

ali ni jih prav nič strah?

To so mlade partizanke,

slušale so glas srca,

to so mlade partizanke,

strah pustile so doma.

Kakšna je ta mlada vojska,

ki zapela je skoz vas,

kakšna je ta mlada vojska,

druga vsa kot prejšnji čas.

To je prava naša vojska,

to je silna naša moč,

to je vojska partizanska,

jutro znani nam pojoč.

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Frank Zappa: Bobby Brown Goes Down

Hey there, people, I'm Bobby Brown

They say I'm the cutest boy in town

My car is fast, my teeth is shiney

I tell all the girls they can kiss my heinie

Here I am at a famous school

I'm dressin' sharp and I'm actin' cool

I got a cheerleader here wants to help with my paper

I'll let her do all the work 'n' maybe later I'll rape her

Oh God I am the American dream

I do not think I'm too extreme

An' I'm a handsome sonofabitch

I'm gonna get a good job 'n' be real rich

Get a good, get a good, get a good, get a good job...

Women's Liberation

Came creepin' all across the nation

I tell you people, I was not ready

When I fucked this dyke by the name of Freddie

She made a little speech then,

Aw, she tried to make me say when

She had my balls in a vice, but she left my dick

I guess it's still hooked on, but now it shoots too quick

Oh God I am the American dream,

But now I smell like Vaseline

An' I'm a miserable sonofabitch

Am I a boy or a lady...I don't know which

I wonder...wonder...wonder...wonder...

So I went out 'n' bought me a leisure suit

I jingle my change, but I'm still kinda cute

Got a job doin' radio promo

An' none of the jocks can even tell I'm a homo

Eventually me 'n' a friend

Sorta drifted along into S&M

I can take about an hour on the tower of power

'Long as I gets a little golden shower

Oh God I am the American Dream

With a spindle up my butt till it makes me scream

An' I'll do anything to get ahead

I lay awake nights saying "Thank you Fred"

Oh God, Oh God, I'm so fantastic!

Thanks to Freddie, I'm a sexual spastic

And my name is Bobby Brown

Watch me now, I'm going down

And my name is Bobby Brown

Watch me now, I'm going down

And my name is Bobby Brown

Watch me now, I'm going down

And my name is Bobby Brown

Watch me now, I'm going down

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Laufer- Budi moja voda

Ostao sam sasvim sam da lezim na suncu

Ja zvao sam te da dodes iz snova i pruzis mi ruku

Ja molio sam da se napune moja mora i rijeke

U njima jos jednom da osjetim novu ljubav da tece.

I pjevam

Budi moja voda, ja sam sada vatra

Izgorjecu.

Prolij se po meni, budi sve sto zelim

Ja zivjecu.

Ostao sam sasvim sam da lezim na suncu

Ja zvao sam te da dodes iz snova i pruzis mi ruku

Ja znao sam da ces doci, doci i donijeti kisu

Ja cekao sam kao suha zemlja kad ceka svoju vodu.

I pjevam

Budi moja voda, ja sam sada vatra

Izgorjecu.

I kazem

Prolij se po meni, budi sve sto zelim

Ja zivjecu.

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Bruce Springsteen - red headed woman

Well, brunettes are fine, man.

Blondes are fun.

But, when it comes to getting the dirty job done,

I'll take a red-headed woman, a red-headed woman.

Yeah, a red-headed woman sure can get that job done.

Well, listen up, sir,

Your life's been wasted

Until you've been down on your knees,

Oh, man, tasted a red-headed woman, a red-headed woman.

Yeah, a red-headed woman sure gets a dirty job done.

Yeah, little tight skirt, strawberry hair.

Tell me what you've got, baby, waiting under there.

Big green eyes that look like sun

They can see every cheap thing that you ever done

Well, I don't care how many girls you dated.

Man, you ain't lived

Till you've had your tires rotated

By a red-headed woman, a red-headed woman.

A red-headed woman sure can get the job done.

Well, all you girls out there tonight

sure look fine,

But my heart and soul and this body of mine

Is a red-headed woman's, a red-headed woman's.

Yeah, a red-headed woman sure gets a dirty job done.

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