Nasmeh...

[Zdrawc]

tridvaenaspizdim. :OK: Končno. Gaddamit. :fredy:

No končno tudi jaz.... :OK:

Pivo prihajammmmmmmmmm B)

[Lobo]

Preživel zunanjo presojo po ISOtu.

[.T.]

Dons zvečer gremo spet na kuhano vino :OK: :OK: :OK:

Tadej

[motobaby]

Včerajšnje popoldne in večer ter današnje jutro :OK:

[Manu]

Danes. :)

[hrčo]

Včerajšnji večer .... :blush:

[pirrulz]

hehe.

Namesto "Metalka Handelsges M.B.H." prebral "Metalka Headbangers M.B.H.". :)

Kar bi vsekakor bilo tudi bolj kul. :grim

[Einherjar]

Vcerajsnja firmina novoletna zurka - ob 6h prisel na firmo spat, kjer so me pustili do 10h na miru, ko sem se prostovoljno zbudil na stolu za masinami

[Sanda7]

lep sončen dan

zdej pa tri dva ena,gas na motor :yea1: :OK: :D

[hrčo]

Končan prevod .... :kva2:

(sam ne mi ga nazaj pošiljat, ker je zihr OK .... pliiiiiiissss)

[Sanda7]

sprehod s fzs na kras padlo hladnih 100kilometrov in šesto metrov :OK: :D

[GrCaR]

mrzlih 20 km z mojim motorčkom :OK: sam mal mrzlo je zuni :cry:

[Nagaya]

današnejga zdravljenja viroze al karkol že je to kar me je začelo matrat včeraj zjutraj in me sesulo do noči, sem se lotila s sprehodom s pelcmantlom po s soncem obsijanem pstju....pelcmantel je šel sam - na svojih nogah..... in bil zelo zadovoljen :)

bau wau :)

[Nagaya]

In a Tokyo Hotel: Is forbitten to steal hotel towels please. If

you are not person to do such thing is please not to read notis.

In another Japanese hotel room: Please to bathe inside the tub.

In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the next

day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.

In a Leipzig elevator: Do not enter the lift backwards, and only

when lit up.

In a Belgrade hotel elevator: To move the cabin, push button for

wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one

should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going

alphabetically by national order.

In a Paris hotel elevator: Please leave your values at the front

desk.

In a hotel in Athens: Visitors are expected to complain at the

office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.

In a Yugoslavian hotel: The flattening of underwear with pleasure

is the job of the chambermaid.

In a Japanese hotel: You are invited to take advantage of the

chambermaid.

In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox

monastery: You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian

and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except

Thursday.

In an Austrian hotel catering to skiers: Not to perambulate the

corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension.

On the menu of a Swiss restaurant: Our wines leave you nothing

to hope for.

On the menu of a Polish hotel: Salad a firm's own make; limpid

red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted

duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion.

In a Hong Kong supermarket: For your convenience, we recommend

courteous, efficient self-service.

Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop: Ladies may have a fit upstairs.

In a Rhodes tailor shop: Order your summers suit. Because is big

rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.

Similarly, from the Soviet Weekly: There will be a Moscow Exhibition

of Aets by 15,000 Soviet Republic painters and sculptors. These

were executed over the past two years.

In an East African newspaper: A new swimming pool is rapidly taking

shape since the contractors have thrown in the bulk of their workers.

In a Vienna hotel: In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel

porter.

A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest: It is strictly forbidden

on our black forest camping site that people of different sex, for

instance, men and women, live together in one tent unless they are

married with each other for that purpose.

In a Zurich hotel: Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests

of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby

be used for this purpose.

In an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist: Teeth extracted by the

latest Methodists.

A translated sentence from a Russian chess book: A lot of water

has been passed under the bridge since this variation has been played.

In a Rome laundry: Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the

afternoon having a good time.

In a Czechoslovakian tourist agency: Take one of our horse-driven

city tours -- we guarantee no miscarriages.

Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand: Would you like to ride

on your own ass?

On the faucet in a Finnish washroom: To stop the drip, turn cock

to right.

In the window of a Swedish furrier: Fur coats made for ladies from

their own skin.

On the box of a clockwork toy made in Hong Kong: Guaranteed to

work throughout its useful life.

Detour sign in Kyushi, Japan: Stop: Drive Sideways.

In a Swiss mountain inn: Special today -- no ice cream.

In a Bangkok temple: It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner

if dressed as a man.

In a Tokyo bar: Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts.

In a Copenhagen airline ticket office: We take your bags and send

them in all directions.

On the door of a Moscow hotel room: If this is your first visit

to the USSR, you are welcome to it.

In a Norwegian cocktail lounge: Ladies are requested not to have

children in the bar.

At a Budapest zoo: Please do not feed the animals. If you have

any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.

In the office of a Roman doctor: Specialist in women and other

diseases.

In an Acapulco hotel: The manager has personally passed all the

water served here.

In a Tokyo shop: Our nylons cost more than common, but you'll find

they are best in the long run.

From a Japanese information booklet about using a hotel air

conditioner: Cooles and Heates: If you want just condition of warm

in your room, please control yourself.

From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo: When passenger of

foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at

first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with

vigor.

Two signs from a Majorcan shop entrance:

- English well talking.

- Here speeching American.

[pirrulz]

hehe. :)

ICQ debata z enim izmed programerjev na firmi:

pirrulz: šit ej ta enolog na xxxxxxx (cenzura, jebiga :fredy: ) je polpismen

Prog: hehe

Prog: zakaj ?

pirrulz: ma daj, ko mi pošilja opise vina za PDFje

pirrulz: moram dve uri vse lektorirat, gaddamit

Prog: hehe

Prog: to je

Prog: po moje

Prog: pijan

Prog: že malo

[ixs]

ave prazniki........

[krava]

Mexican sativa... :huh: :kva2:

[Nagaya]

KOžuh srečen in zmatran :)

[bubamara]

še en dan in pol. :OK: ..sej neki svetlega v teh kurčevih dneh

[Burnout]

Konec z faxom za letošnjeleto :P Januarja začnemo na novo :D

Lp Burnout

[Thundercat]

enako pri meni...nič več faksa letos.... :)

[nts]

še en dan in pol. :OK: ..sej neki svetlega v teh kurčevih dneh

:kva2: :OK: jaz tudi :D

Konec z faxom za letošnjeleto :P Januarja začnemo na novo :D

Lp Burnout

srečno .)

[Špilferderber]

v rodnem kraju odprli burekđinico in kebapđinico

pa da testiramo.. :D

[Dr. _MAXXI_]

Nekdo, ki mi je prišel nasproti :wub: :wub: :yea1: :yea1:

[Vale]

:D :D :D :D :D