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Naročil sem "limited edition" Rambo 4 nož! B)

Samo še kaki dan, pa da vidimo, kdo bo potem še upal bit glasen!!! :krneki:

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prvič po dolgen cajtu se vjutro nisem z trdim zbudil ... jebenti Lenor no :whistle:

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prvič po dolgen cajtu se vjutro nisem z trdim zbudil ...

Mi prosim lepo izdaš skrivnost, ker jaz se vsaki kurčev dan zbujam s trdim. Ne pomaga noben poušter, ne masaža, ne nič... Jebeni vrat, kdo si ga je zmislo!!! :(

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The Top Ten Reasons Why a Dog Is Better than a Woman:
10. A dog's parents will never visit you.
9. A dog loves you when you leave your clothes on the floor.
8. A dog limits its time in the bathroom to a quick drink.
7. A dog never expects you to telephone.
6. A dog will not get mad at you if you forget its birthday.
5. A dog does not care about the previous dogs in your life.
4. A dog does not get mad at you if you pet another dog.
3. A dog never expects flowers on Valentine's Day.
2. The later you are, the happier a dog is to see you....
And the number one reason why a dog is better than a woman:
1. A dog does not shop.

yorkie%20567.jpg Top Ten Reasons Why Dogs Are Better Than Men:

10. Dogs don't feel threatened by your intelligence.

9. Dogs are already in touch with their inner puppies.

8. Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out.

7. Dogs think you are a culinary genius.

6. You can house train a dog.

5. Dogs feel guilt when they've done something wrong.

4. Middle-aged dogs don't feel the need to abandon you for a younger owner.

3. Dogs mean it when they kiss you.

2. Dogs don't care whether or not you shave your legs.

1. Dogs obsess about you as much as you obsess about them.

heh :rolleyes:

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DO YOUR PETS RULE YOUR HOUSE?!
A reader sent me these...
DOG PROPERTY LAWS
1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If it's in my mouth, it's mine.
3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
6. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.
7. If it just looks like mine, it's mine.
8. If I saw it first, it's mine.
9. If you are playing with something and you put it down,
it automatically becomes mine.
10. If it's broken, it's yours.

o ja :)

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Noro preživet podaljšan vikend v Lenartu!

:kva2:

:slap: :lol1:

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lepo jasno jutro in upanje da bo lepo vreme(končno)

najpomembnejše pa...morm počakat do večera :wub:

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