Kje ste metalci?

[krava]

Hja no, Ptuj ??? Tu mi več nismo domači... :OK:

Mi je pa v oči padel datum za Gor. Radgono, sam mi mal "smrdi"... 1.4.06 :lol1:

[Einherjar]

Hja no, Ptuj ??? Tu mi več nismo domači... :OK:

Mi je pa v oči padel datum za Gor. Radgono, sam mi mal "smrdi"... 1.4.06 :lol1:

Bomo za joke igrali celo plato od Caught in the act...

[Brihta]

@Einherjar: ...see you on 10.2 2006 B)

A nisi ti party man :?

Kak metal neki <_<

[pirrulz]

Bomo za joke igrali celo plato od Caught in the act...

ah. Jaz sem pa upal na bekstrit bojz :doze: :grrr :grim :fredy:

[SiR]

ah. Jaz sem pa upal na bekstrit bojz :doze: :grrr :grim :fredy:

Ein bo zapel od Robbieja Williamsa zadnje štiri hite :)

[Brihta]

Evo en hitič, da se lahko začneš učit .)

THE TROUBLE WITH ME

You see the trouble with me

I'm a basket case

I dont think I can love, love, love

You see the trouble with you

Is your in love with me

What a strange thing to do

What a brave place to be

So we dive

On sunset strip

Our hearts so deep

I drown in it

And as it breaks

I swim through cracks

And leave with words

I can't take back

You see the trouble with me

Monkey see monkey do

There's no u in tomorrow

A better offer came through

You see the trouble with you

There's no trouble with you

Evo besedilo enga hita, da se lahko začneš že kar pripravljat

THE TROUBLE WITH ME

So when you say that you love me

That stops me loving you

So she stays

On sunset strip

Our hearts so full

I drown in it

She's waiting for

My words to break

The one true love

I couldn't make

So she walks

That golden mile

Men will try

And catch her eye

We both know

What could have been

On sunset strip

Our broken dream

Popravljeno Januar 22, 2006. Popravil Brihta

[Einherjar]

Evo en hitič, da se lahko začneš učit .)

THE TROUBLE WITH ME

You see the trouble with me

[unimportant crap deleted]

Our broken dream

pozabil si povedat, cigav komad je... caught in the ass ali Bobbie Suck-on-dickson?

[Brihta]

pozabil si povedat, cigav komad je... caught in the ass ali Bobbie Suck-on-dickson?

Ja vzel sem symrujev nasvet. Se pravi Robbie Williams :grim

[SiR]

A princess is captured in a castle guarded by a dragon. The metal crews are called to help. This is what they do…

# Power metal: The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and makes love with her in an enchanted forest.

# Thrash metal: The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princess and fucks her.

# Heavy metal: The protagonist arrives on a harley davidson bike, kills the dragon, drinks some beers and fucks the princess.

# Folk metal: The protagonist arrives with some friends playing acordeons, violins, flutes and many more instruments, the dragon falls asleep (by all the dancing)… Then all leave… Without the princess

# Viking metal: The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his migthy axe, cooks and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals the castle and burns all the place before he leaves.

# Death metal: The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess and kills her, then leaves.

# Black metal: The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it in front of the castle… Then sodomizes the princess, drinks her blood in a ritual before killing her… Then he impales the unvirgen princess.

# Gore metal: The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in the front of the castle, fucks the princess and kills her… Then he fucks the dead body, slashes her belly and eats her guts… Then he fucksthe carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and fucks it for the last time.

# Doom metal: The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks that he never could beat him, then he gets depressed and commits suicide… The dragon eats his body and the princess as well…(the end of thesad story).

# Progressive metal: The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo of 26 minutes… The dragon kills himself out of boredom… The protagonist arrives to the princess’ bedroom, plays another solo with all the technics and tunes learned in the last year of the conservatory… The princess escapes looking for the heavy metal protagonist.

# Glam metal: The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs of the guy’s appearance and lets him enter… He then steals the princess’ make-up and tries to paint the castle in a beautiful pink color.

# Grind metal: The protagonist arrives, screams something completely undecipherable for about 2 minutes and then leaves…

# Industrial metal: The protagonist arrives wearing greasy overcoat, makes an obscene gestures towards dragon, and gets escorted out of fairy tale land by security guards.

# NU-Metal: Protagonist arrives in pimpin’ SUV and baggy pants. Dragon sees protagonist’s nose ring and snickers. Protagonist whines about bad childhood where his beloved pet canary died and ever since he has been Broken, Numb, Dead Inside, Thoughtless and not Alive. Dragon gets highly annoyed, and eats the protagonist. Princess thanks Dragon.

[Fritz]

# Progressive metal: The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo of 26 minutes… The dragon kills himself out of boredom…

:eek: :lol1: :lol1: :kva2:

[Stric Burek]

# Heavy metal: The protagonist arrives on a harley davidson bike, kills the dragon, drinks some beers and fucks the princess.

Hevič je najjači ker pride z Harlijem :D

[Wobewt]

# Progressive metal: The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo of 26 minutes… The dragon kills himself out of boredom… The protagonist arrives to the princess’ bedroom, plays another solo with all the technics and tunes learned in the last year of the conservatory… The princess escapes looking for the heavy metal protagonist.

That's me. :grim :grim :grim Wet, heh.... B)

[Einherjar]

# Viking metal: The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his migthy axe, cooks and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals the castle and burns all the place before he leaves.

# Death metal: The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess and kills her, then leaves.

# Black metal: The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it in front of the castle… Then sodomizes the princess, drinks her blood in a ritual before killing her… Then he impales the unvirgen princess.

Well - here's me :) - pa vse mi je cisto vsec...

[Burnout]

# Viking metal: The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his migthy axe, cooks and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals the castle and burns all the place before he leaves.

# Death metal: The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess and kills her, then leaves.

# Black metal: The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it in front of the castle… Then sodomizes the princess, drinks her blood in a ritual before killing her… Then he impales the unvirgen princess.

Well - here's me :) - pa vse mi je cisto vsec...

Jst sem tut tle nekje .)

Sam da se še sm pa ke prpelem z mopedom :P

# Heavy metal: The protagonist arrives on a harley davidson bike, kills the dragon, drinks some beers and fucks the princess.

LP Burnout

[pirrulz]

# NU-Metal: Protagonist arrives in pimpin’ SUV and baggy pants. Dragon sees protagonist’s nose ring and snickers. Protagonist whines about bad childhood where his beloved pet canary died and ever since he has been Broken, Numb, Dead Inside, Thoughtless and not Alive.

Odlična diagnoza teh patetičnih luzerjev.

Drugač pa strinjajoč z Einom. Well said.

[pirrulz]

AAAAAAAAAAA! :kva2: :kva2: :yea2: :yea2: :yea2: :yea2: :yea2:

"Amon Amarth so nov potrjeni band za Metal Camp (2006, op.p(irrulz)). "

(paranoid-zine.com)

[Einherjar]

AAAAAAAAAAA! :kva2: :kva2: :yea2: :yea2: :yea2: :yea2: :yea2:

"Amon Amarth so nov potrjeni band za Metal Camp (2006, op.p(irrulz)). "

(paranoid-zine.com)

Dobil vceraj mail od Master of Metal

[Wobewt]

Po Wintersun-ih, so Amon Amarth še najboljši bend na Metal campu. B) Upam, da še ker bend ruknejo v tabelo. Kej u powermetal stilu, damn.... :)

[Kruse]

NU-Metal: Protagonist arrives in pimpin’ SUV and baggy pants. Dragon sees protagonist’s nose ring and snickers. Protagonist whines about bad childhood where his beloved pet canary died and ever since he has been Broken, Numb, Dead Inside, Thoughtless and not Alive. Dragon gets highly annoyed, and eats the protagonist. Princess thanks Dragon.

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiii :wub:

Pa so me res pogruntali v nulo. To je taksno sranje. Ze od otrostva sem preprican o tem.

:kva2:

Aha, mogoce pa ne spadam semle. Jaszt sem imel papige.

:cry:

Ampak so umrle. Vse tri. Niso prenasale mraza..... 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Hja, to bi bilo na kratko.

76 RULES OF NU METAL

ManoFall from the www.ezboard.com message board came up with these rules of Nu-Metal:

1. Must have spikey hair with frosted tips.

2. Must rap.

3. Must whine when not rapping.

4. Must tell people that you're real metal because you listen to Korn and Limp Bizkit.

5. All your lyrics must be about suicide, how shitty your life is and it must angry.

6. Everyone who has long hair is a hippie and gay.

7. Iron Maiden are not metal, they're "gay 70's/80's shit".

8. Korn are the gods metal.

9. Manson rules in your book, even though he's shock rock.

10. Must wear baggy ass pants that cover your feet so you can trip over them on stage.

11. If you don't have spikey hair, but rather dreads instead, you fuckin' rule!

12. Must tell people that not only are you "metal" but you're gothic as well.

13. Must insult your fans everytime you're on stage.

14. Must insult your band members everytime you're on stage.

15. Must think every band not on MTV or K-Rock, suck.

16. Must only be popular in the U.S. any place else would be uncivilized.

17. Must praise MTV for giving your shitty band a chance to rake in the dough.

18. Must buy a full length nu metal album just for the one hit wonder. Disregard all other songs.

19. You are only allowed to play 2 chords. Anything higher then 2 means you're too talented for the band.

20. If you don't hop up and down on stage, you suck.

21. When a new trend breaks in and you don't change, you're band is washed up and has always sucked.

22. If your favorite band is no longer popular, you must turn your back on them and make fun of them every chance you get.

23. Must make fun of every band that was popular in the past because they're no longer cool.

24. If you just recently got into In Flames, you're fuckin' bad ass.

25. Must think you're satanic, even though you don't own a satanic bible.

26. Korn's album "Life is Peachy" is so fuckin' satanic.

27. Must like at least one Britney Spears song, and the only reason you like it is because the music video was "gully".

28. When doing an interview you must talk really low, say "like" a lot, and at the same time, talk as if you were raised in the ghetto, even though you're a white boy who lived in a mansion growing up.

29. Must say you love your fans, but the second they download one of your songs off the internet, you tear them a new asshole, because even though you have millions of dollars, your money's more important.

30. Only start a band for the money, not for the love of the music.

31. Metallica are your heroes.

32. Fat John Davis from, Korn is hot and sexy.

33. Fred Durst is bad ass because he mentions his band name in every fuckin' song, but if a band like, Manowar does it, it's not cool.

34. Must worship, Slipknot.

35. You must think Slipknot are the greatest "metal" band on the planet, even if they do suck.

36. Static-X are death metal because they toured with, Morbid Angel. You're not allowed to like them anymore.

37. One hit wonders, Drowning Pool are cool and the lead singer isn't really dead. He's just chillin'.

38. Must like at least one emo punk song. If you don't, you're a loser.

39. MTV is the greatest channel ever.

40. Carson Daly is cool.

41. That fat bald guy on MTV is soooooo metal and you worship his fatness.

42. There's no such thing as the underground.

43. Nu metal is the only metal in existence.

44. Korn's "Shoots and Ladder's" makes you cry.

45. "Shoots and Ladder's" is a power ballad that sooooo rules.

46. WWE Forceable Entry is the greatest "metal" comp. in the world.

47. Must only watch the Resident Evil movie for the music, fuck the games, fuck the story.

48. Life's a bitch.

49. Must like, Rage Against the Machine.

50. Must hate society, the government and the media, but want to be played all over MTV to make a lot of money and play big ass concerts in arena's.

51. Any music before 2001 is old.

52. I Know What You Did Last Summer and all 3 Scream movies are the best "horror" movies out there.

53. Who's Jason Voorhees?

54. You gotta like at least one rap album.

55. You hated, Ozzy Osbourne 5 years ago, but now that the Ozzfest has a band list of nu metal, he's your idol.

56. Must rip off every single "riff" from, Korn and Limp Bizkit, combine them and claim they're yours.

57. If you don't like, Pantera, you're not a bad ass and you're soooo gay.

58. Pantera were never glam, got it?

59. Black metal scares you.

60. Death metal scares you.

61. Power metal makes you fear sharp objects.

62. Glam Rock makes you cream your pants because they sing about parties and sex, but is still "gay 80's shit".

63. Must get into, Quiet Riot because, Manson let them play at a party of his.

64. "Faith" was written by, Fred Durst.

65. You're gay.

66. Anything loud is metal.

67. Must think people fear you, yet in reality, they are laughing at you.

68. Must drink beer just too look cool and then cry when you throw up.

69. Heh, heh, 69.

70. Must wanna fuck, Britney Spears and then steal one of "her" songs.

71. The more you curse, the more bad ass you are.

72. The more you talk about how shitty life is, the cooler you are.

73. Linkin Park are so talented.

74. Staind are cool because they bitch about things. Bitching is cool.

75. Manowar are not the loudest band in the world, Korn are because they're popular and cool.

76. And last but not least, you must be voted the #1 greatest "metal" band of all time in Hit Parader magazine because you had one, ONE, hit and you're extremely bad ass and heavy

[Pervy]

WOW I'm SOOOOOOOOOOOO NU-metall :grim :slap:

[SiR]

Chuck Norris je, med drugim, tudi nu-metalec :)

[Lucky]

Ma ajd bom kar tlele pripopal, za novo temo o Metalcamp 2006 bo tako ali tako še dovolj časa. Letos je šele julija.

Potrjeni so poleg TESTAMENT še:

SAXON (uk)

DIMMU BORGIR (no)

AMON AMARTH (se)

EDGUY (de)

DEATHSTARS (se)

NEVERMORE (usa)

KATAKLYSM (can)

WINTERSUN (fin)

EVERGREY (se)

HEAVEN SHALL BURN (de)

ONE MAN ARMY & THE UNDEAD QUARTET (se)

CATARACT (ch)

EXCELSIS (ch) opening act

MELY (at) opening act

SPET BO EN ČIST NOR VIKEND LETOS. I'M ALREADY THERE. :OK:

[Burnout]

.....

DIMMU BORGIR (no)

.....

SPET BO EN ČIST NOR VIKEND LETOS. I'M ALREADY THERE. :OK:

:hmm: A si siguren da so dimni potrjeni???

Sicer se pa strinjam, da bo spet en lep nor vikend! Jst bom tut tam :P :yeah:

Lp Burnout

[Einherjar]

Ma ajd bom kar tlele pripopal, za novo temo o Metalcamp 2006 bo tako ali tako še dovolj časa. Letos je šele julija.

Potrjeni so poleg TESTAMENT še:

SAXON (uk)

DIMMU BORGIR (no)

AMON AMARTH (se)

EDGUY (de)

DEATHSTARS (se)

NEVERMORE (usa)

KATAKLYSM (can)

WINTERSUN (fin)

EVERGREY (se)

HEAVEN SHALL BURN (de)

ONE MAN ARMY & THE UNDEAD QUARTET (se)

CATARACT (ch)

EXCELSIS (ch) opening act

MELY (at) opening act

SPET BO EN ČIST NOR VIKEND LETOS. I'M ALREADY THERE. :OK:

Manjka ti se en pomemben band

HYPOCRISY (se)

[pirrulz]

:yea2: :yea2: :yea2: :yea2::yea2: :yea2: :kva2: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

Čakamo še na Dissection in Arch Enemy. :yea2: