Fadil Objavljeno April 18 Avtor Opozori Objavljeno April 18 Prije ulaska u WC: U kulturnim zemljama: -Pokucaš -Sačekaš 2 sekunde -Ako nitko ne odgovori, slobodno je, uđeš Na Balkanu: -Ugasiš svjetlo WC-a -Ako ti nitko ne jeb* mater iznutra, slobodno je, uđeš Zivnorc, Frenk 67, dr.looney in 6 others 9
Darko3g Objavljeno April 19 Opozori Objavljeno April 19 pred 21 urami, kaizer pravi: Ali še slabše - na Motosvetu Zivnorc, gusar in kaizer 2 1
Fadil Objavljeno April 22 Avtor Opozori Objavljeno April 22 Kako u Bosni kažu "dobar tek"? Diši, jebo ti mater. Scarabeo 500, DAMI34, MARE 65 in 3 others 6
Darko3g Objavljeno April 23 Opozori Objavljeno April 23 pred 17 urami, Sam dePihlja pravi: Ko sem bil jaz mlad, so moški tudi skrivali svoje plešaste glave. Tedybear, Akito in Zivnorc 1 1 1
Frenk 67 Objavljeno Maj 19 Opozori Objavljeno Maj 19 An Arizona Highway Patrol officer stops a Harley rider for traveling faster than the posted speed limit. He asks the old biker his name. “Fred.” He replies. “Fred what?” The officer asks. “Just Fred.” The old man responds. The officer is in a good mood, thinks he might just give the old biker a break and write him out a warning instead of a ticket. The officer then presses him for the last name. The old man tells him that he used to have a last name, but lost it. The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it. “Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?’ The old biker replies. “It’s a long story, so stay with me. I was born Fred Johnson. I studied hard and got good grades. When I got older, I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college, medical school, internship, and residency, and finally got my degree, so I was Fred Johnson, MD. After a while, I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go back to school. Dentistry was my dream! I got all the way through school, got my degree, so then I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS. I got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my assistant and she gave me VD, so now I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS, with VD. Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS. Then I was Fred Johnson, MD, with VD. Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Johnson with VD. Then the VD took away my Johnson, so now I am Just Fred.” The officer walked away in tears, laughing PS za tiste, ki jim angleščina ni materin jezik Johnson ........ .urac v slengu VD ..... spolna bolezen (veneral disease) ADA, AMA .... neke stanovske organizacije MD .... doktor medicine DDS ... doktor dentalne kirurgije Akito, GoBobi, pik1 in 2 others 4 1
pik1 Objavljeno Maj 21 Opozori Objavljeno Maj 21 Ob 19. 5. 2024 ob 8:27, Frenk 67 pravi: An Arizona Highway Patrol officer stops a Harley rider for traveling faster than the posted speed limit. He asks the old biker his name. “Fred.” He replies. “Fred what?” The officer asks. “Just Fred.” The old man responds. The officer is in a good mood, thinks he might just give the old biker a break and write him out a warning instead of a ticket. The officer then presses him for the last name. The old man tells him that he used to have a last name, but lost it. The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it. “Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?’ The old biker replies. “It’s a long story, so stay with me. I was born Fred Johnson. I studied hard and got good grades. When I got older, I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college, medical school, internship, and residency, and finally got my degree, so I was Fred Johnson, MD. After a while, I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go back to school. Dentistry was my dream! I got all the way through school, got my degree, so then I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS. I got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my assistant and she gave me VD, so now I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS, with VD. Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS. Then I was Fred Johnson, MD, with VD. Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Johnson with VD. Then the VD took away my Johnson, so now I am Just Fred.” The officer walked away in tears, laughing PS za tiste, ki jim angleščina ni materin jezik Johnson ........ .urac v slengu VD ..... spolna bolezen (veneral disease) ADA, AMA .... neke stanovske organizacije MD .... doktor medicine DDS ... doktor dentalne kirurgije . ...a kašnga daljšg vica nis najdu ?? Frenk 67, DAMI34, VS800 in 3 others 6
Popularna objava DAMI34 Objavljeno Maj 30 Popularna objava Opozori Objavljeno Maj 30 pik1, MARE 65, Frenk 67 in 7 others 10
DAMI34 Objavljeno Junij 6 Opozori Objavljeno Junij 6 🤪 Zajček medvedu : Imaš jagode? Medved: Nimam! Zajček spet : Imaš jagode? Medved: Rekel sem da nimam! Zajček ne odneha : Imaš jagode? Medved: Še enkrat me vprašaj po jagodah te bom pribil na drevo! Zajček: Imaš žeblje? Medved : Nimam Zajček: Kaj pa jagode? Scarabeo 500, Akito, Frenk 67 in 5 others 8
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