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Ali še slabše - na Motosvetu :) 

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Kako u Bosni kažu "dobar tek"?
Diši, jebo ti mater.

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Ko sem bil jaz mlad, so moški tudi skrivali svoje plešaste glave.

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An Arizona Highway Patrol officer stops a Harley rider for traveling faster than the posted speed limit.
He asks the old biker his name.
“Fred.” He replies.
“Fred what?” The officer asks.
“Just Fred.” The old man responds.
The officer is in a good mood, thinks he might just give the old biker a break and write him out a warning instead of a ticket.
The officer then presses him for the last name.
The old man tells him that he used to have a last name, but lost it.
The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it.
“Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?’
The old biker replies.
“It’s a long story, so stay with me. I was born Fred Johnson. I studied hard and got good grades. When I got older, I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college, medical school, internship, and residency, and finally got my degree, so I was Fred Johnson, MD.
After a while, I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go back to school. Dentistry was my dream! I got all the way through school, got my degree, so then I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS. I got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my assistant and she gave me VD, so now I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS, with VD.
Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS. Then I was Fred Johnson, MD, with VD. Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Johnson with VD.
Then the VD took away my Johnson, so now I am Just Fred.”
The officer walked away in tears, laughing
 
 
 
PS za tiste, ki jim angleščina ni materin jezik
Johnson ........ .urac v slengu
VD ..... spolna bolezen (veneral disease)
ADA, AMA  .... neke stanovske organizacije
MD .... doktor medicine
DDS ...  doktor dentalne kirurgije

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An Arizona Highway Patrol officer stops a Harley rider for traveling faster than the posted speed limit.
He asks the old biker his name.
“Fred.” He replies.
“Fred what?” The officer asks.
“Just Fred.” The old man responds.
The officer is in a good mood, thinks he might just give the old biker a break and write him out a warning instead of a ticket.
The officer then presses him for the last name.
The old man tells him that he used to have a last name, but lost it.
The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it.
“Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?’
The old biker replies.
“It’s a long story, so stay with me. I was born Fred Johnson. I studied hard and got good grades. When I got older, I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college, medical school, internship, and residency, and finally got my degree, so I was Fred Johnson, MD.
After a while, I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go back to school. Dentistry was my dream! I got all the way through school, got my degree, so then I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS. I got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my assistant and she gave me VD, so now I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS, with VD.
Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS. Then I was Fred Johnson, MD, with VD. Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Johnson with VD.
Then the VD took away my Johnson, so now I am Just Fred.”
The officer walked away in tears, laughing
 
 
 
PS za tiste, ki jim angleščina ni materin jezik
Johnson ........ .urac v slengu
VD ..... spolna bolezen (veneral disease)
ADA, AMA  .... neke stanovske organizacije
MD .... doktor medicine
DDS ...  doktor dentalne kirurgije

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...a kašnga daljšg vica nis najdu ?? :kva2:

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🤪:D

 

Zajček medvedu : Imaš jagode?
Medved: Nimam!
Zajček spet : Imaš jagode?
Medved: Rekel sem da nimam!
Zajček ne odneha : Imaš jagode?
Medved: Še enkrat me vprašaj po jagodah te bom pribil na drevo!
Zajček: Imaš žeblje?
Medved : Nimam
Zajček: Kaj pa jagode? :P
 
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