Motoštosi

[lasagna]

Naslov teme je motoštosi in ne "verjeli ali ne".

[Diablo]

Zakaj ne spustit punco na SS motor

:whistle:

[Diablo]

To bi lahko bla greenninja

iz enega starega posnetka :lol1: :whistle:

[Brdaus]

Zanimivo, kako se lahko policist hitr znajde :grim

TUKAJ

[Zdrawc]

Ape test

:lol1: :lol1: :lol1:

[Jure]

:lol1: :lol1: :lol1:

Poglejte spodaj pod opombe zakaj prodaja :D

[DAN]

B)

[DAN]

TOP 10 REASONS WHY HARLEY RIDERS DON’T WAVE BACK:

10. Afraid it will invalidate warranty.

9. Leather and studs make it too heavy to raise arm.

8. Refuse to wave to anyone whose bike is already paid for.

7. Afraid to let go of handlebars because they might vibrate off.

6. Rushing wind would blow scabs off the new tattoos.

5. Angry because just took out second mortgage to pay luxury tax on new Harley.

4. Just discovered that fine print in owner’s manual and realized that H-D is partially owned by Honda.

3. Can’t tell if other riders are waving or just reaching to cover their ears like everyone else.

2. Remembers the last time a Harley rider waved back, he impaled his hand on helmet spike.

1. They’re too tired from spending hours polishing all that chrome to lift their arms.

TOP TEN REASONS WHY GOLDWING RIDERS DON’T WAVE BACK:

10. Wasn’t sure whether other riders was waving or making an obscene gesture.

9. Afraid might get frostbite if hand is removed from heated grip.

8. Has arthritis and the past 400 miles have made it difficult to raise arm.

7. Reflection from etched windshield momentarily blinded him.

6. The espresso machine just finished.

5. Was actually asleep when other rider waved.

4. Was in a three-way conference call with stockbroker and accessories dealer.

3. Was distracted by odd shaped blip on radar screen.

2. Was simultaneously adjusting the air suspension, seat height, programmable CD player, seat temperature, and satellite navigation system.

1. Couldn’t find the “auto wave back” button on dashboard.

TOP 10 REASONS WHY BMW RIDERS DON’T WAVE BACK:

10. New Aerostitch suit too stiff to raise arm.

9. Removing a hand from the bars is considered “bad form”.

8. Your bike isn’t weird enough looking to justify acknowledgement.

7. Too sore from an 800-mile day ride on a stock “comfort” seat.

6. Too busy programming the GPS, monitoring radar, listening to Ipod, XM, or talking on the cell phone.

5. He’s an Iron Butt rider and you’re not!

4. Wires from Gerbings are too short.

3. You’re not riding the “right kind” of BMW.

2. You haven’t been properly introduced.

1. Afraid it will be misinterpreted as a friendly gesture.

[drjack_dj]

naši Policaji polagajo, če je treba, tudi do konca

[SF]

Kawasaki 2 :worship:

Popravljeno Avgust 13, 2008. Popravil SF

[Kroska]

nosilec z pivo....

[rafael]

Slika avtomobila, ki je bil vsaj 3x naavtocesti.

A je to kdo od tukaj???

[Rocco]

Motorist pri dohtarju na pregledu ker ima en jajc modr...dohtar encajt študira pa prav...tole bova kr odrezala pa dala v analizo sj en ti še zmer ostane..prid čez en teden po izvide. Pride motorist čez en teden pa prau da ma še tadrug jajc modr...dohtar še nima izvidou in odrežeta še ta jajc pa data v analizo...motorist ves zaskrblen...pride čez en teden po izvide pa prau dohtar...sam kavbojke so ti šle u barvo :unsure: :D

Popravljeno Avgust 22, 2008. Popravil Rocco

[Marjanček]

Jabolko ne pade daleč od drevesa...

[Senna]

Sem se pa kr ornk nasmejal na začetku :naughty:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzCAu7JrsNQ...feature=related

[riderrgirl]

Popravljeno September 15, 2008. Popravil riderrgirl

[riderrgirl]

Če te lulat pač ne izbiraš ne prostora ne ljudi okoli sebe.... :D

[rafael]

Kaj bi naredil, če te ustavi tako "uniformirana" policistka???

Popravljeno September 15, 2008. Popravil rafael

[danci1973]

Kaj bi naredil, če te ustavi tako "uniformirana" policistka???

Za začetek bi preveril airbage, ker če oprema ni popolna, je qrc....

D.

[rafael]

Za začetek bi preveril airbage, ker če oprema ni popolna, je qrc....

D.

Saj vem, da bi rad preveril, ampak lahko tudi samo verjameš na besedo...

[bolha95]

Že Dolfi je mel rajši Hondo kot BMW

poglejte si tole http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukAhlxl4hmM...feature=related

LP

R

[rafael]

Mogoče to spada v drugo rubriko, vendar vseeno:

[zlati]

dober avto :whistle:

[Senna]

:worship:

[Lowrenc]