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Res se kregate zaradi oslove sence. Po tej cesti se vozim najmanj dvakrat tedensko, in tam je področje omejitve 30 km/h in pa OSNOVNA ŠOLA!! Naprej je pa omejitev 40 km/h. Če ja vsaj pol res kar je napisal brojedan je motorist delal samomor. To je ulica, kjer je vožnja preko 50 km/h nevarna. Če bi se motorist držal na varni strani hitrosti BI SE IZOGNIL AVTU brez problema. Zakaj divjati po ulici, kjer je šola in umiritev promete ve žal samo pokojni. Aja, cesta je več kot dovolj široka za izognitev avtomobilu, ki prihaja iz dvorišča. Tudi sam se omejitev ne držim "kot pjanc plota" ampak kjer je naselje, dvorišča, šole pa ne pomislim na divjanje.

:lol1: :lol1: HAHAHAAA

v bistvu ti da mislit ko to vidiš...

Clovek je v 10 mesecih sestavu motor iz nic, in zmago mu je vzel pokvarjen regler ze v Daytoni... Na to dirko pridejo tovarniske ekipe in kar poglej si, koliko so danes superbike za motogp na istih progah, zelo malo! Stvar je pa v tem, da je en kljukec naredil agregat sam doma, karbonske vilice, okvir, ali bolje ne okvir, oklep in zadnje karbonske vilice in izgubil zmago zaradi crknjenega reglerja... Voznik je pa vozil na 3\4 moci, ker so ponoci svasali cilinder.. Kaj ti pomaga razvojni oddelek z inzenirji ki pa ne znajo stopit korak nazaj, in spremeniti razmisljanje in pogled na celoten koncept motocikla... In prav z tem je Britten zmagal; za garazno, horuk zadevo, z tisocinko budgeta tovarniskih ekip, in revolucionarnim dizajnom... To pac naredi genij, ostali so pa samo pametni inzenirji.... Tega se manjka, tudi v GPju.. Ducati je mel jajca sprobat nekaj drugacnega, uspeh je bil pac spremenljiv, probali so pa le... Saj je konec koncev zapoved GPja, da so motorji prototipi. Lp

Evo video

Mislm da tuki pride pa tale rek na vrsto: ''in pol svizec zavije čokolado v folijo''

Impresivno, ampak če naščiješ superbike oz. twine v Daytoni še nisi svetovni prvak v motoGP, pa človek se je postaral vmes toliko časa je porabil za to eno zmago in to v časih, ko je bil "garažni razvojni oddelek" nekaj običajnega, danes bi bilo to malenkost drugače, si tudi velika imena z neomejenim budgetom hitro zobe polomijo na velikih tekmovanjih. Vsekakor občudovanja vredno ampak danes neponovljivo. LP Bajsi

Poglej, doma imam tako situacijo da ko se pripeljem do uvoza na dvorišče ali: se popolnoma ustavim na svojem pasu ceste (ki je sicer v naselju in je pač omejitev hitrosti, ki velja za naselje) , prestavim v R in potem vzvratno zapeljem na dvorišče ali pa zapeljem na dvorišče in v garažo, ampak potem imam edini način za izvoz na cesto da zapeljem vzvratno ... tako je to. in verjemi mi, da me je v podzavesti vse poletje malo strah, da pride do česa nepredvidenega. PS: vidiš, pajaci - pacienti pa so za mene vsi, ki se vozijo po naseljih s hitrosjo, ki sega 100% čez omejitev ...

.... mi enduraši tudi vsake toliko časa radi zarinemo v goščavo, tako da..... .. ni treba, da je glih vedno gladek spolzek asfalt

Kako pa veš, da je ženska pogledala levo in desno ??To, da je to rekla policaju sem prepričan! In ko ste me že napalili s temi izjavami in modrovanji : Upam da se to meni ne zgodi! Upam da če se mi zgodi , da ostanem živ! In potem nalomim voznika!!

Sem imel možnost ga videt in slišat leta 92 v Monzi.

ravn to je tista stvar ktera je fajn da pazs da se ne zgodi v zvezi, ker pol je enostauno vse monotono- iz zaljubljenosti rata ljubezn, in ce bo skos use isto, bo slej ko prej izpuhtela, je treba kr nekej dela v zvezp vlagat, dokler je zelja po funkcionalnosti obojestranska bo sibal, ce / ko pa ni.....pa jbga, lah sam cao recs- no usaj jst sm taksnga mislenja. sorry das do zdej meu samo taksne k so neko ''koristnost'' iskale, bos meu pa naslednjic vec srece, sm zihr!

PREBERI SPODNJI POST, ALI PA VSE KAR SEM NAPISAL, TO JE BILO ZA KOLOSEJEM V LJUBLJANI! NA MALI ULČICI KJER SO NA LEVI, PARKIRANA VOZILA BOČNO, NA DESNI PA PRAVOKOTNO NA CESTIŠČE! ZA VSE KI NE DOJAMETE, SEM NALIMAL TUDI SLIKICO S PTIČJE PERSPEKTIVE, DA BOSTE JA DOJELI, ČE PA JE ŠE VEDNO PROBLEM, LAHKO PA TUDI NA SLIKICI OZNAČIM, ZA TISTE MANJ DOJEMLJIVE, KI NE DOJEMAJO CELOTNEGA SESTAVKA. LP

...paše na vsake toliko cajta poligon zamenjat, pa še res je, ni treba da je vedno en in isti asfalt...pa tud gošče se zazlikujejo med seboj...

Pozdrav Ker je kolega in mene v soboto zvečer na motorjih preganjal dež sem pač pomislil do je slabo vreme že tu, pa nič hudega bom pa dalj časa spal :zzz:,toda ko dopoldne vstanem in pogledam ven niti sledu o slabem vremenu . Kaj pa zdaj za zborno mesto v Kopru sem prepozen , nič na motor pa proti morju na Krk kot so rekli da bodo šli. Že na začetku otoka Krk sem srečal skupino petih skuteristov in enega bmw ki so se vračali in so pomahali v pozdrav :yes: so oni ali ne no nadaljujem do kraja Krk kjer sem imel pavzo :beer1:.Pa se odločim da se peljem do Baške vse do konca ceste dokler gre,tam pa zagledam ostale skuteriste(turiste) že okopane in spočite Skupaj smo se odpeljali na kosilo in dokler smo čakali na hrano je bilo veliko govora o dijeti, hujšanju in podobnem ,ki pa je čudežno potihnilo ko so prinesli hrano in se je slišalo samo še pribor in porcije so bile ogromne :hooray: Po kosilu sem moral na bencinsko tankat, sem bil na tesnem z gorivom pa otok je veliko večji kot izgleda na prvi pogled( sem letos že dvakrat porival motor zaradi praznega tanka neveste kako je težak motor če ne vleče sam pa čepav je majhen,pa še v tretje gre rado )zato smo se razšli. Domov sem nadaljeval po hrvaški do mejnega prehoda Obrežje vreme jasno brez oblačka temperatura 29,5°,naprej do Krškrga tu so se začeli oblaki, naprej proti Celju in Zg.savinjski dolini, no tri kilometre pred domom me je pričakal dež pa bliskanje in grmenje Nabralo se je poletno sončnih 660 kilometrov Pa še gdaj ponovimo Lep maxi pozdrav: Mavti

Spoštovani stric Šlepar od gozdne, Jutri ga bom čez gmajno na šiht žgal, zato se prosim zavedaj naslednjega: Če se boš poln hlodov slučajno na cesto basal takrat, ko bova z muckom tačko pilila okrog tistega ovinka, za katerim imaš izvoz, potem bo to eno čisto navadno IZSILJEVANJE - in boš za to odgovarjal. A ti je jasno? Le toliko, da vemo, kako stvari stojijo. rrrr

Pokoplje mož ženo in uredi vse potrebno na pokopališču. Ko pride domov se vlije, utrga se oblak, grmi, strele švigajo povsod,... Pogleda mož v nebo in reče: Prispela je! ------------------------------------------------------------- Če želi moši biti srečen z žensko, jo mora zelo ljubiti in je sploh ne poskušati razumeti. ------------------------------------------------------------- Tisti, ki o ženskah govorijo samo dobro, jih ne poznajo dovolj. Tisti, ki o ženskah govorijo samo slabo, jih sploh ne poznajo. - G. Pigault Lebrun

Sory samo mislim, da ni nobeden želel karkoli reči o tem, kar si trenutno napisal. Tudi s tvojimi izjavami, da je moralno motorist kriv, se čisto strinjam. Samo uprašanje ali je voznica izsilila motorista. Ja je. On je imel prednost na tej cesti, če je zapeljala ven, ga je izsilia. Se pa strinjam, da je nemogoče, da bi to predvidela, če je bila hitrost res visoka. Tudi sam sem imel primere, ko sem speljeval iz parkirnega prostora z avtom rikverc na cesto, ni šans da vidim če kdo hitro pritiši mimo. On pa me je videl, moje uzvratne luči + to da se rinem na cesto. A če nebi slučajno ga slišal in bremzal bi počilo, ker ni ustavil ampak z avtom na polno mimo. Kriv bi bil pa jaz, ker je imel prednost. (bilo je za kolosejem v LJ). Vsaj jaz sem hotel povedat to. Da za policista bo vrjetno voznica kriva za izsiljevanje. Motorist pa je kriv vožnje brez čelade, .... itd

Pozdravljen Miran, Saj je Danci1973 fejst možakar, le zdi se mi, da ima občutek, da preveč pljuvamo po motoristih oz. sami po sebi, čeprav so/smo motoristi pogosto tudi žrtve nepazljivih voznikov drugih vozil. Rad bi povedal, da se tega dejstva tisti, ki tako pišejo, popolnoma zavedajo (sam sem to pred dvema mesecema tudi dejansko občutil), se pa poleg tega zavedamo tudi, da drugih ne moreš spreminjati in da je predvsem nam v interesu, da zaradi naše ranljivosti, do nesreče sploh ne pride. Zatorej lahko največ sami naredimo s tem, da vožnjo prilagodimo razmeram in vozimo defenzivno ter predvidevamo nevarnosti kolikor je to mogoče. Tudi odvzeme prednosti. BTW, prebral sem obe tvoji knjigi, kateri si lastim in ti lahko le čestitam na volji in res pravem odnosu do življenja. Kapo dol.

Take 'od oka' ocene so nadvse priročne za obsojanje ljudi, ki ne morejo povedati svoje plati zgodbe, mar ne? Seveda je izsiljevanje in je kriva. D.

Govoriš tako kot kaki mlad pobec,ki je do ušes zaljubljen v svojega 2-taktnega skuterja in sploh neve,da z 2012 je že prepoved uvoza in prodaje vseh 2-taktnih mašin v EU ! ! tako je tudi zračno hlajenim 4-taktnim ODKLENKALO predvsem zaradi EU norm izgorevanja itd.Namreč tudi avta ni več zračno hlajenega, najdlje je vstrajal Porše,danes pa so vsi vodno hlajeni pa nereči,da je to slabše !

ZAKLJUČEK Naj rečem kar takoj, to je bil res eden izmed najboljših dopustov. Na poti spoznaš ogromno motoristov, ljudi, njihovo kulturo, vero. Vidiš ogromno, kar z avtom tega ne moreš. Dobil sem občutek, da nas motoriste obravnavajo čisto drugače, kot če bi prišel z avtom k njim. Zelo prijeten občutek, ko ti skupina otrok maha, ko si 1000 km od doma. Drugače pa sva naredila 1950 km. Motor je delal brez kakršnega problema. Poraba povrečno 4,7/100km. Vreme skozi sončno, vroče do 38 'C Komaj že čakam naslednji dopust, da gremo še dlje, novim avanturam naproti. Zahvalil bi se vsem za branje, upam da vam je bilo všeeč, isto kot meni ko sem doživljal vse to. Lep pozdrav, Rok

DAN 8 Mhm, ta dan. Malo boli glava, ne preveč. Malo debatiramo od prešnje noči, malo kartamo, skratka relax. Popoldne se lepo posloviva od najinih prijateljev, pospraviva vse lepo v kovček in gremo tja kamor še ne bi šli radi. Proti naši mali Sloveniji. Sonce je lepo žgalo , veliko motoristov iz smeri Slovenije proti Krku. Čez kakšno uro in pol sva v Kočevju, v lokalu si naročiva kafe in čakava kolega, ki smo zmenjeni. Spijemo in odrinemo na moto zbor, ki se je odvijal v Lipovcu pri Ribnici. To je bil zame prvi obisk moto zbora in moram reči, da se tole kar 'orng' žura Takoj spoznam nekaj motoristov, mau debata o motorjih in o najini vožnji. Zelo sem presenečen, kakšna pozitvina energija in sama kultura je med motoristi Vsi prijazni, pomagali bi, če bi bilo kaj narobe. Res, kapo dol. Še malo ostanemo in gremo proti domu. Prideva domov, vse isto. Ne vem kako bi opisal, ampak kar malo čuden občutek, ko si enkrat doma in nisi več na motorju, cesti, avanturi. Pozdraviva domače, se stuširava in v posteljo. Kar malo že utrujena. Zaspim z mislijo kam me bo jutri peljala pot. Zato hiro zaspim…

DAN 6 Zjutraj spakirava, se posloviva od gostitelja, ki pa naju ne spusti kar tako od tam. Je bilo treba še nekaj popit za srečno pot.Seveda sok. Moram reči, da sem bil prijetno presenečen nad črnogorci. Prijazni, sproščeni, prou nikamor se jim ne mudi. Bognedaj da gre zmatran na plažo, raje prej 2h spat :zzz: Ker se je hotel slikat z motorjem, sem mu seveda rekel da naj kar skoči gor pa ga bom slikal Je še prej popil potem pa začel iskat nogavice, očala in tako je bil nared. Spet je poskrbel za take smehe :grim Ga poslikam se lepo posloviva a je že nama nalil že polne kozarce. Pa dajmo še tole spit sem rekel. Smo se še malo pogovarjal, potem smo se pa le poslovili. Mu plačal 30€ za 3x prespat. In mu rekel da se še kaj vidimo. Sva že kar pogrešala motor in vožnjo zato sva se vsedla in odjadrala naprej. Šla sva na Cetinje in na goro Lovčen ( 1560m ). Sva si ogledala mavzolej njihovega znamenitega vladika in pesnika Njegoša. Malo poslikava in greva nazaj po 462 stopnicah do motorjev. Tam srečava par iz Ribnce in motorista iz Kočevja. Rečemo par besed z obema z motoristama skočmo pa še na kafe. Se posloviva in gremo malo po bližji poti proti Budvi. In smer Dubrovnik takorekoč proti domu. Malo prehitava malo greva počas in že sva v Dubrovniku. In najprej proti Makarski kjer tudi prespiva. Plačava 30€ za prenočišče se preoblečeva in greva po mestu,saj veste na kaj :grim

DAN 2 Vstaneva, pozajtrkava in se odpraviva proti Cazinu. Vstaviva se na nekem gradu, kjer vsako leto naredijo vsaj eno umetnijo iz kamna. Pa sem zmotil glih dva umetnika, ki sta veselo brusila kamen. Malo povprašam in v pogovoru sta zelo pohvalila slovenske ustvarjalce. Sem si mislil pol je vred' ker me ta tema spet tako ne zanima. Greva raje na motor in sva šla do Cazina, malo obrneva po mestu in nazaj do Bihača in smer proti Banja Luki. Veliko ravne ceste, zato ga malo sprobam in lepo pritisnem. Ko sem videl da se približujem vasi, sem si mislil da ne bom v vasi povozil kakšnega bigla, zato lepo zmanjšam hitrost. No, namest biglov so na začetku vasi stali gospodje v modrem, kjer so merili hitrost. Si oddahnem, ker sem upočasnil vožnjo in greva počasi čez vas. Me je kar presenetilo, zato malo bolj pazim za naprej, kar se je tudi obrestovalo. Ko sem prišel v Republiko srpsko, sem se spuščal po eni cesti navzdol, vasi še zdaj ne vem kok se imenuje ker nisem imel časa gledati table. Bilo je marsikaj drugega za videti. Na najini desni strani ogromno zapuščenih tankov. Ker je bilo vse v ograji, si nisem mogel od bližje ogledati vse skupaj. Greva malo naprej, vojašnica, še malo naprej cela armija tankov. Mene so bile same oči. Se vstaviva, da bova naredila kakšno sliko in potem v ozadju zaslišim terenca dva vojaka v njem iz vojašnice priletita še dva vojaka. Svoji rečem naj hitro pospravi digitalca, sam se pa naredim neumenga in gledam motor, kot da je kaj narobe z njim. Tisti iz vojašnice je priletel kot raketa do mene, sem si mislil ta me bo še vrgel direkt z motorja dol. Zelo glasno je povedal, da je tukaj prepovedano zadrževanje in rekel da bolje za naju, da se takoj odpraviva od tukaj. Sem si mislil, sploh ni slaba ideja in dam po gasu. In že letiva proti Banja Luki. Najbolj me je zanimalo, če res drži teorija da je v mestu 70 % populacije žensk. Na lastno prepričanje bi se lahko res tako reklo. Tam si privoščiva kosilo, lahko samo rečem da takih čevapčičev še nikdar nisem jedel Pa sem jih ogromno pri nas po veselic prejedu. Lahko jim samo rečem svaka jim čast. Pojeva in greva proti smeri Jajce. Sva si ogledalo mesto, muzej Avnoja in prespala v hotelu. V hotelu je bilo ravno tisto noč ohcet. Moram reči, da mi je plava ciganka odmevala še do zjutraj v glavi Važno da so ga zafeštal. Midva pa naspala, no ja :zzz:

After a while, even the best relationships can do with a bit of spicing up. Couples can get complacent, and a vigourous nightly ritual can become a lazy once a month activity. But it's never too late to inject some fun and excitement into your love life. If you're looking for some exciting, athletic, kinky and perverted sex positions, let us be your guide. The Karma Sutra is thousands of years old, and quite frankly, a bit old fashioned in these modern times. We've updated that old sex positions manual with some new ones that will make your sex life tuly orgasmic. These great sex positions will make your love life stronger (and potentially put out your lower back, so please make sure you're paid up on your health insurance before you try them). Ken and Barbie style - Neither partner is allowed to bend at the elbows or knees. Doggie style - The man attempts to do the impossible. Froggie style - Male and female partners in large spa. Male attempts to fertilise female using only the water as a transmission medium. For couples who don’t like each other much any more. Fish style - same as Froggie style, but neither partner may use their arms or legs. Mummy and Daddy Love Each Other Very Much, And Hug Each Other in A Special Way style - The only position in this list you won’t be embarrassed to tell the kids about when they're five. Style style - Sex with a Vogue Living editor. Crouch position - Each partner crouches down on the ground, then simultaneously leaps up, and attempts to couple whilst in mid-air. Couch position - Same as the crouch position, but starting at opposite ends of the living room couch. Ouch position - Usual outcome of the crouch position. Lazy Susan style - Susan goes to sleep. Russian style - Partners queue for hours for enough vodka to make each other look attractive. Nostrodamus sex - Any encounter that comes as a complete surprise. Osama Bin Laden’s positio - If you know this position, please contact the FBI for your $25 million reward. Bank style - Screw the customers. Missionary position - Each partner kneels and prays. Stealth style - Hide in a box, sneak around a corner, just as long as she doesn't see you coming. Matrix Style - The partners put on sunglasses, and dress in black. They then fly around the room and run on walls in slow motion. Marathon Style - A 3 day event featuring such events as the 23-Second-Dash, the 'Backseat-of-the-car' Relay and the Condom Toss Under the Bed Style - Just as fun as on top of the bed! "Lets Get it On" Style - One partner continously sings "Lets Get It On" by Marvin Gaye Praying Mantis Style - When you're done somebody gets eaten... Lazy Susan Style (Advanced) - Intercourse while spinning at high speed Carnival Style - You must be this tall to ride. Yoda Style - The mind trick must you use, if nookie you want Ninja Style - I go in, I go out, you never know I was there. Alaskan Style - Actually not a lot of style here, just lots of guys with blue ballz Discovery Channel Style - Do it with the Croc Hunter filming you R-Rated Movie on Free-To-Air Television Style - The woman feigns excitement, the man is unable to display an erection- a few seconds later, it's over and everyone starts thinking about products. Microsoft Style - Orgasm causes fatal exception resulting in blue screen of death. John Ashcroft Style - Involves reading other people's mail until climax. Sloth Style - Foreplay is done over a period of weeks while hanging from a tree. QWERTY Style - Sexual intercourt atop a keyboard. Experience the rush of orgasm while flooding your favorite chat room. Predator Style - Dress in warpaint and hide in the bushes before your partnet gets home from work. Then as they walk by, jump out screaming and have at it! Snob Style - At the height of passion, start name dropping. Bullshit artist sex - Look I've liked you for a while now and I'm so happy to be lying here with you but I would love to get your phone number so I can call you and we can go out sometime. Canadian style - Find a place with snow, (or go into a walk in freezer in a pinch), boink till you have frostbite, run inside and sizzle up some Canadian bacon during the afterglow..... Batman Style - Dress up in costume with mask, activate utility belt full of useful "gadgets", hang by your feet from roof. Guaranteed to get a rush of blood to the head. (sidekick optional) Cowboy style - Once you've engaged in intercourse tell her that her sister is a better bonk than her and see if you can hang on for eight seconds! Ultra Light - Put wings on your lawnmower. Chase each other on the runway and attempt airborne intimacy. Decathlon style - any ten of the above in any order you choose DJ Style - For those not into S&M but R&B. You feel the drumming of music, see lights flashing before your eyes, your body covered in sweat, and you're thirsty but a bottle of water is $10!!! Contraception? The rhythm method of course! Warning - you could slip your disc doing this one. Snail Mail Style - Like cyber-sex and phone-sex, but through the postal service. Takes a little longer, and both partners seem to lose interest after a while. Plumber position - you stay in all day and still no one comes. Going solo postition - Attempting to mate while drinking lemonade Mullet style - After a hard day of diesel engine repair, it's nice to come home to a little business in front, and party in the back. Necrophiliac postion - climb on and get get off all while the partner is asleep. Jedi Knight Style - Put on a glow in the dark condom. Breathe very heavily and insist your partner joins the dark side. If partner refuses then the lightsaber fight starts. Saloon Style - Liquor up the front, poker round the back. Hoochie Style - You recognize this style when it's like trying to throw a hotdog down a hallway. Magician Style - Propose this to a girl (or guy) and when she asks "How is that?", you say "we have sex and then you disappear." Kylie style - should be so lucky Ozzy Osbourne Style - Start off 'Flying High Again' with a little 'Sweet Leaf'. Get out your 'Iron Man', unless you have a 'Mr. Tinkertrain', then you better say 'Goodbye To Romance' But if your mate has 'Desire' give it a 'Shot In The Dark', just make sure you don't take the 'Road To Nowhere' unless you're a bum pirate or trying not to make any 'Crazy Babies'. Just remember while you shag like a couple of 'War Pigs' that you give fair warning by yelling 'Mama, I'm Coming Home'! Quantum position - One of you hides in a box with Schrodingers cat, the other decides how you're having sex before opening the box to prove it. Microsoft Windows 98 style - Everyone gets screwed. It is reported to log file 000alep9721#.txt Prime Minister Howard style - you don't know how, but people are getting screwed...your minister for defence has all the details. Doggy style - where the girl rolls over and the guy begs. Nike style - Just do it Microsoft style - Do the same position everyweek but insist to your partner that its new and improved. Hillbilly style - sorta like doggie style just have your clothes hanging off your knees and leave your boots on. Dolphin style - You're goin doggy style. You skillfully pretend you slip and then try the rear entry. She turns her head with a frightened look saying uh uh.. uh uh Big Mac - put a quarter pounder between her buns. Diet style - Looks the same, smells the same, but just somehow aint the same. Frigid Style - You lay there he lays there and nothing happens. Job interview style - you lie, cheat and pretend to be someone else to get in. Alien abduction style - Wait til they are asleep...then swoop and probe Construction style - Take what's old and redo it to perfection. Math Class - Subtract the clothes, Add a bed, Divide the legs, and Multiply. Drunken sailor style - Morale goes up, skill goes down Godfather Style - Wearing concrete slippers and with a horse's head in the bed. And you don't mess with the family. The 96 - You sit back to back and fart on each other's heads Contortionism style - Doing it anyway possible in a 2'x 2'x 3' box. The Rodeo Position - You mount your girl from behind as you would a horse, reach around and grab her breasts, then whisper in her ear "Hey, these feel just like your sisters!!" Then you see if you can stay on for 15 seconds wihtout getting thrown off!! Maths (Advanced) - To teach a girl maths subtract her clothes, divide her legs and square root her. Gatorade Style - Where your have to ask the question, "Is it in you?" Cliff position - Gently push partner to edge of cliff while doing it, she will DEFINITLY push back. Jiff style - choosy moms choose Jiff. Self-actualization style - Scream your own name when you come. Hamster Style - Wrap her up in sellotape first. Ethiopian Style - You can be sure she'll swallow! Porno style - Do it in front of a camera. Porno style (advanced) - Do it in front of a camera without her knowing. Then tell her. Count how many teeth you lose in the process. Sporty Sex - The female partner attempts to make love to the male partner while he is watching his favourite sport. Need imaginative girlfriend. Flexibility a plus. Lifestyle Programe Style - Do it yourself. Pringles style - Once you pop, you can't stop. Hallway Sex - As you pass each other down the hallway, you face each other and say "get fucked". Pool Style - Take your stick and push the balls around untill you get something in the hole. Scream style - The guy puts on a scary mask and cape and stabs her from behind. Golfer style - You could go par with 18 holes if you carefully choose your club Vancouver Canucks Style - Just like the hockey team, you always try to "come from behind" Blonde Style - Have your girlfriend say "like" "like" "like" the whole time. Prince Charles style - You screw your wife, and then immediately phone the other woman Chicken style - Peck round till you find a big cock. Drummer position - Whack it hard with your big stick Waitress style - Get hit on by 25 guys a night, and go home with the guy that doesn't. Kama Sutra Style - Have sex while reading a book . . . about having sex (possibly while reading a book). Door Knob style - Everyone gets a turn. Bouncer/doorman style - Ask your partner for ID. If they don't have any, they ain't comin' in! Cantonese Style - Can't support any weight on your knees. Politician Style - Similar to Job Interview Style in that you lie and cheat to get in but, by the time you've finished everyone's been screwed. 68 style - Some one is missing. The 6.9 - A great position screwed up by a period. Village town bicycle style - Everyone gets a ride. Cup of Sugar position - Standing up back to back. Then invite next door neighbours in. Guitarist Style - Play a riff with your girl until she gets of your blistering 'solo' and leaves. President Bush Style - Join up with Dick, get elected then screw everyone. Casino Style - Liquor up front, poker in the rear Osama style - Root with no bush. 99 Style - Take aging secret agent from behind. Missionary Position (Advanced) - You stay at home and he buggers off to Africa Orange Genital Style - Sit at home alone on the couch with a Playboy, a Swimsuit Video, and a big bag of "Cheesy-puffs". Super Couple - Have the man siting on the ground and the woman ties a bungee on her hands and jumps down from a high platform on the man. Quite sensational. Beware of female's targeting system!!! Don't wake dad style - Screw your girlfriend while trying not to wake her dad who's boozed out on the couch beside you. Titanic Style - Sink in to your boyfriend's crotch Military Style - The woman extends her rear end and bends forward. The man enters jumps inside a cannon and launches towards the woman. Extremely exciting! Something Seedy - Do what the greenies have always dreamed of. Gorskys Style - Neither couple can stop laughing throughout the proceedings although no one is really sure why. Camping style - Come on her legs and let the flies do the rest. Dog In A Bathtub - Mount partner from behind similar to doggy, then insert testicles as well. It's just about as easy as trying to get a dog in a bathtub. Pearl Harbour Style - he lays down on Sunday morning and she sneaks up and blows the hell out of him. Crouching Tiger Style - She gets on all fours, starts growling and he feeds her the meat. Butterface Style - You've just been to the pub, you picked up a girl, you start banging her, then you start to sober-up and you think shes allright, but her face... (Usually involves the search for a paper bag.) Make Believe style - You lie in bed at night imagining the things you never did with your ex, and then proceed to tell people you did them. Dungeons & Dragons Style - Roll d20. Subtract your 'To Hit Armour Class 0'. Multiply by d6 for insertion ratio. Cross-reference your Constitution score and Dexterity with your Tumbling Skill. If the score is higher than 20, you had sex. Chemical Engineer style - Do it in packed beds Maths Style - Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and multiply. Spaghetti style - Have your partner eat your meatballs Twin Towers - Lean your partner on a wall while hittin' her until both of ya'll fall (requires strong legs). S.A.S. Style - In and out in three minutes without her knowing The Tea-cup - Get a cup of tea, and drink it whilst it is placed on your partner's forehead whilst going at it. Very difficult to do if she is moaning about. So better not make it too hot! Married in the hall sex - Every once in a while, meet each other in the hall and say "F@%ck you." Hacker style - Use the back door Elvis style - Don't drip on my blue suede shoes Bad Golfer style - Give your balls a good whack, spend 5 minutes rummaging in the bush, and then make three unsuccessful attempts at the hole. Stop and Go style - This is where you stop by your man's house and you just go at it on your way to work. Iraqi Prisoners - Especially for the bondage enthusiast. Don't think I need to explain it really. English breakfast style - Get her to eat your sausage then enter her cottage and play some cricket. Blind Man Style - Use your cane and eventually you'll get in. John Kerry style - Do it in flip-flops Pinocchio style - Get a female to sit on a man's face while he tells lies Broken Guitar style - Remove g-string. Religious - Put your face in the place and say grace. 77 style - Same as 69 only you get (8) ate more. Flag Style - For those chicks that have a nasty face and hot body, you just need a Canadian flag thrown over her face, and then you screw her for the country. 88 stlye - Two fat people doing it - just. Rodeo style - Man mounts woman then whispers in her ear that it was better with her sister. man tries to stay on for 8 secs SWAT Style - 30 seconds from bang to bullets. $100 style - See how fast your lover blows this. Fort Knox style - He tells her her dress makes her look fat and then tries to get laid. Rodeo Sex - Grab your wife's nipples from behind and tell her "This is how me and my girlfriend did it last night." Try to hold on for 8 seconds Rubber necker style - You simply stare your partner, and she/he stares at you as you walk by slowly and speed up after you looked Karate Kid style - Whack on, whack off TERMINATOR STYLE - You've been sent back from the future to empregnate a female species.the partner then crawls under the bed with you following, when you partner gets out the other side she then kicks the bed legs until the bed falls on your head Philadelphia Sports Teams Style - Just like you always do, you blow it when you're close to scoring, and let me down in the end! New-typer style - Search and peck 6 to the 9th power - Only for the selfish. Army Men Style - He throws his hands in the air to surrender, while she blows him away. Electrician style - Lie about the size of the job. Standing there - The two of you just stand there. Anywhere. Nothing else to it. International style - With Russian hands and Roman fingers. Michael Jackson style - Just lay there and let the kids play Maths class style - He opens up the brackets then uses his ruler Saddam Hussein style - He's got a weapon of mass destruction, but she can't find it. Star Wars - The Empire Strikes From The Back Pope style - Pretend your from Poland and that you have a lot of sausage. Dodgeball style - Throw the balls till you get a hit The Tool Box - Convince her to rummage around until she finds a measurable tool of immeasurable pleasure. (Everyone loves a good riddle, after all.) John Howard style - No matter how bad it was for them, DON'T SAY SORRY! Kit kat style - Give someone the finger! Bagpiper style - Do it with Amazing Grace Unbelievable style - Just close your eyes a dream about it. Air Force style - Man lies on his back outdoors, clearly marked, woman then skydives onto him. Requires good aim. Social Gamer style - You make sure everyone gets the joystick State trooper style - Faster than a speeding ticket Wizarding Style - Stick the "wand" into the "cauldron," and "stir it all around." The Angry Pirate. - A girl gives a guy head, and he ejacultates in her eye. Kick her in the shins and she jumps up and down on one leg and says "Arrrrrrrrrrrr!" Superman position - Get your partner to dress up as Superman, then later make a crack about him being faster then a speeding bullet. The Big Brother Position - You do it in a crappy old shed that's been covered with red curtains and fluffy lace pillows on a matress with no covers or quilt and about 20 cameras filming you. Kangaroo style - Hop around in her pouch until she comes down under Impossible Style - On a motorbike, up a tree, in a boat. Boot Camp Style - Make em do fifty while cleaning your weapon Snow sex - You dont know how many inches you're gonna get, or how long it will last! Pregnant Wife Style - Have sex in any position you want and let her complain about everything you do. UT2004-CTF Style - Just before climax pull out and shout "DENIED!!!!" at your partner. Gamer Style - The man tries to play his game while the woman plays with his joystick The Mike Komes - You don't know who he is or why you woke up next to him. The Ring style- watch a movie with wife, while doing her, and tell her it'll last seven days (the sex of course) Loner Style - Generally the partner is inflatable, or automated. George W Bush style - Invade your partner after accusing them of having weapons of mass destruction. Cheese it Style - (using) cheese it condoms. Get your own box!!! Stranger Style - Sit on your hand until it's numb and have fun. catholic style - Behind closed doors, behind the alter boy.

Me zanima če bo Janša mel jajca prevzet potapljajočo barko, ker bi nam kar nekaj prišparal, tema Ustavite Janšo je namreč že ustvarjena

Halo zaspanci, brezvoljneži, nihilisti, nemopedisti, nedružabneži, zapečkarji, copate ! Ali se danes vidimo in ovržemo zgornje trditve?

Bom, ko bo full ready z gumami vred.

http://www.motosvet.com/francoski-motociklisti-udarili-nazaj.html zanimiv članek in nekateri rezultati raziskav...ja pr ns pa jok in stok in kronane buče inkasantske.

...karkol sem do zdej not natlaču mi je ven odneslo......pol smo bli pa vsi črni od saj....

Janez, sej to drži, ampak. . . . Battle of twins res ni neko merilo. definitivno pa je hud uspeh za zasebnika, in še večji za samograditelja. Pravila so tam izredno ohlapna, in zato so imeli vizionarski koncepti možnost. Hudiča, v Daytoni je bil še Skubic konkurenčen, in celo zelo solidno je končal dirko! (Pustimo ob strani blodnje kako bo mašina za v smeti če jo razkopljejo, nakar so v Brnu mehaniki totalno razturali in iz dveh sestavili eno. kako je to mogoče brez da bi razkopali in rabljene dele ponovno sestavili, it's beyond me) Na svetovnem nivoju so pravila stroga, in koncepti doterani. Prostora za revolucije tud u devetdesetih tam ni blo.

Prejle zamocil link...

Bravo, bravo tudi tebi She in vse cestitke za opravljeno pot in prevozene kilometre! Sam imam v cetrtek v planu zvozit nekaj odtrganega in upam, da bo vreme sonckasto in toplo. Bo pa najbrz celodnevna turca z veliko vzponi in veliko kilometri. Ampak o tem, ko zvozim zadano, da ne bo blamaze...

Kaj dela Chuck Norris na Brezju? Prikazuje se devici Mariji

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZgeWKSV2UE

..pri 69 je treba biti na frišno obrit.... (oba, da ne bo pomote) ...tako, da ta šport ni za vsak dan...

Se ne strinjam... Voznica je odgovorna za prometno nezgodo. Motorist pa, ker ni nosih čelade, je 'sam kriv' za tako hude posledice. ČE je bil prehiter, pa seveda tudi. Se mi je zdelo, ja... Še malo, pa bomo prišli da 'vsaj 200', kmalu za tem pa bo že 'najmanj 250'. D.

Vse na svojem mestu. Škoda za Doviziosa. Zdi se mi, da je bil v igri Reposol 1-2-3. Sic je spe dokazal de ima tovarniški stroj za 2012 sam zarad izjemne popularnosti. Lepo je blo videt odličn Spiesov start. Očitno se je navadil prtisnit v prvem krogu!! Kako napaljen je bil Lorenzo, je blo najlepše videt ko je Spiesa prehitel in mu pomahal, naj gre za njim. Ker pedrosa včasih med dirko popusti, je Lorenzo upal da ga bosta ujela in prehitela oba. No, to je padlo v vodo. Rossijev ducati. . . tud to je vse na svojem mestu. Upal sem, da bo alu pripomogel k konkurenčnosti. Po drugi strani, pa sem upal, da bo to polomija. Honda in Yamaha so v razvoj okvirja vložili leta in miljone. HRC, Yamahin laboratorij in Suzukijev R&D pač niso neka garaža ki vari grušte. Če bi FTR v nekaj tednih naredil izdelek ki lahko japoncem konkurura, bi pomenlo da so vsi skup nesposobni tepci. Rossiju je najbrž žal, da ni zarobantil, in zahteval razvoj okvirja in ožjega V motorja.Govori se, da bo že pred azijsko turnejo testiral FTRjev klasičen okvir. ampak tudi če deltabox začnejo delat jutri, ne verjamem, da bo to kar letelo.

....recesija tolče tud Hondo..........sponorje pa cifre majo kr na roke napisane da pršparajo :D

http://24ur.com/novi...ta-ta-umrl.html Spet podoben "jurko case", žal tokrat tragično... vendar je bil pubec mlad (nepremišljen) in očitno ne tako izkušen, glede na "impresivne" jurkotove tehnične podatke iz garaže.

Hmmmm, in katere gume ne grejo do roba brez problemov? :evilgrin:

DAN 3 Se zbudiva, kjer naju je čakal zajtrk. So še lepo pospravljal od ohceti. Sva lepo pojedla, osedlala najino kobilco in gasa proti Mostarju. Takole med potjo po Bosni vidiš ogromno hiš zapuščenih, presterlenih, brez streh. Lahko si samo rečeš, kakšno srečo smo imeli, ker tale država sploh ni tako daleč od nas. Lahko bi bilo tudi pri nas mnogo hujše.Med potjo se vstaviva še v Jablanici in si ogledava vojni muzej. Imaš kaj za videti. Dokaj hitro prispeva v Mostar in že naju vstavi kako bi se temu reklo 'redar' in nama pove, da obožuje motorje, slovence in da on ve kje motor parkirat čim bližje mestu dogajanja. Pa naj bo sem si mislu. Parkirava, čelade pustiva v enemu lokalu in greva proti mostu. Mislim toliko gužve taka vročina, da sva komaj čakala da greva v senco. Se vstaviva v eni gostilni, pojeva in greva nazaj proti motorju saj sva komaj čakala da greva nazaj da začne mau pihat med vožnjo. A lej ga zlomka, glih v tej vročini se je bilo treba zgubiti. Iščeva in iščeva, teklo od naju. Med hojo nas pozdravlal, guten tag motorbiker, sem mislu da me bo glih kap zadela. Grave spet nazaj proti mostu in zavijeva na pravo ulico, kjer prideva do motorja. Greva še po čelado in lepo prosim za vodo. Sva spila vsak dva kozarca in takoj na motor. Greva čimprej iz mesta in lepo po gasu. Še zdaj se spomnin kako je prijalo. Ker sva bila že na jugu Bosne, sva si rekla da mava še dosti časa in sva lepo krenila proti Črni gori. Ta pot se je pa kar vlekla. Šla sva na Trebinje in naprej proti meji. Prideva v Črno Goro in jo mahneva proti Budvi. Ura je bila že 21h ko prispeva v mesto zato začneva iskati prenočišče. Dokaj neuspešno razen ene Tete, ki je hotela 50€ na noč. Sem ji reku malo dost je teta in greva naprej :glare: Se še voziva naprej. Končno pa se ustavim na dvorišču, kjer nasproti pride smešen gospod z veliki brki in še z večjimi zalisci :grim V rokah je imel velik kos mesa, ki ga je lepo grizel :grim Še zdaj mi gre nasmeh ko se spomnim. Vprašam ga, če ima kaj frej in reče da bi se kaj našlo. Ga vprašam po ceni, sem si pred očmi narisal 40 ali pa 50€ bo, pa mi reče 12 €. Mu v sekundi rečem, če može za 10 €. Mi odgovori pa kako ne može. In si gremo ogledati sobo. Klima je bila, glih ***** ni bilo, važno da je bila postelja noter, pa hladilnik da sva lahko spravila pijačo noter. Sva z g. Đurotom udarla roko in se zmenila za prespat. Grem parkirat motor in sem že imel obisk pri motorju. Bil je neki fant iz Kosova, je tudi sam rekel da je imel nekaj časa nazaj motor ampak da je imel precej hudo nesrečo. Še mau debatirava o motorjih. Potem pa me že kliče naša, da bi bilo dobro da bi šla mau pojest Kar sploh ni bila slaba ideja, glede na to da nisva jedla celo popoldne. Se stuširava, preoblečeva in greva po mestu, najprej na pivo. Ni boljšega užitka ko parkiraš motor, greš v najbližji lokal se udobno namestiš in spiješ mrzlo pivo :beer1:

DAN 1 Vstaneva ob 6h, pozajtrkava, pogledava, če mava vse kar rabiva in pritrdim kovček na motor. Ker sem bolj tiste narave, da naredim vse bolj kot ne zadnjo minuto si na hitro pogledam kje bova šla in gremo na pot. Vstaviva se v Kočevju, natankam, greva na kafe in naprej na pot proti Delnicam. Na meji ogromno motoristov, se lepo pririnemo bolj na začetek vrste, da ni potrebno toliko čakati. Greva na Brod Moravice – Vrbovsko – Ogulin – Josipdol - Saborsko in proti Plitvičkam jezeram. Med potjo se vstavim v Lapatu, kjer si malo ogledava vas. Vstaviva se pri veliki zapuščeni ustanovi, kjer bi lahko bila včasih uspešna firma. Ker me daje firbec se odpeljem do prve hiše in povprašam, kaj se je zgodilo tam. Prijazno mi pove, da je bilo to včasih angleško podjetje, ki je proizvajalo papir in druge papirnate reči. Ko je prišla vojna so vsi odšli, ostali so samo zidovi. Se mu lepo zahvalim in greva naprej proti Plitvičkam jezeram. Ko prispeva tja, spoznava prijetno bando čoperistov iz Zagreba. Pade par besed, mislim moram reči, da znajo biti naši sosedje tudi zelo prijazni. Povejo nam, kje najbižje do meje z Bosno in že gremo naprej. Prispeva čez mejo in naravnost do Bihača, kjer prispeva okol 6h. Prespiva v peznionu Boston pri Adnelu, ki nam povem, da je tudi sam motorist. Motor je že peljal spraviti na varno in nama pokazal sobo. In takoj skočiva na eno mrzlo pivo. Si je mislil tale 'slovenac' ga pa cukne in mi prnese takoj še eno pivo, na račun hiše seveda Ogledava si malo mesto in kasneje lepo utrujena spat.

uu jebemti kak to podivja

A je budala http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVkc9ddTEiU&feature=player_embedded

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Dalje,dalje

Sej ne rab rečt,dost da napišeš :grim

Sporty Sex - The female partner attempts to make love to the male partner while he is watching his favourite sport. Need imaginative girlfriend. Flexibility a plus. KONČNO DEFINICIJA MOJEGA NAJLJUBŠEGA POLOŽAJA!!!!!!!!! :OK: :grim :beer1: